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Tuesday, September 02, 2003
The Day I Lost my Appetite
Most of you know me as the non-stop eating machine (as some of you may have witnessed at Beanys BBQ.) Unfortunately, that machine was stopped today. Yes, I , home to the infamous bottomless pit, was hit by dreadful bug that is food poisoning. And to make it worse, it was from one of the foods that I worshipped. Ice Cream. Traitor.
Yes, I know some of you are laughing your heads off right now because I guess it was about time I contracted food poisoning or some kind of illness related to the excessive amount that I eat. Hey, if I escaped high cholesterol, blocked arteries and all those symptoms that lead to a heart attack, apparently I should get food poisoning instead. Just to make things fair of course. Oh the joys of life and its 'justified' system
Ok, yes the head-rushes, stomach pains and nausea were bad but the worst thing was that I wasn’t allowed to eat anything else until dinner so that the bug would ‘clear’ from my system. The stupid thing was that it was not even noon when I had eaten my ice cream which means that I wasn’t allowed to eat for about 7 hours. Why oh why did I ignore the warnings of “Its too early for ice-cream” ?!!!
BTW Stay off the Maui Brownie Madness Ice Cream, it did me no good. No good at all.
Most of you know me as the non-stop eating machine (as some of you may have witnessed at Beanys BBQ.) Unfortunately, that machine was stopped today. Yes, I , home to the infamous bottomless pit, was hit by dreadful bug that is food poisoning. And to make it worse, it was from one of the foods that I worshipped. Ice Cream. Traitor.
Yes, I know some of you are laughing your heads off right now because I guess it was about time I contracted food poisoning or some kind of illness related to the excessive amount that I eat. Hey, if I escaped high cholesterol, blocked arteries and all those symptoms that lead to a heart attack, apparently I should get food poisoning instead. Just to make things fair of course. Oh the joys of life and its 'justified' system
Ok, yes the head-rushes, stomach pains and nausea were bad but the worst thing was that I wasn’t allowed to eat anything else until dinner so that the bug would ‘clear’ from my system. The stupid thing was that it was not even noon when I had eaten my ice cream which means that I wasn’t allowed to eat for about 7 hours. Why oh why did I ignore the warnings of “Its too early for ice-cream” ?!!!
BTW Stay off the Maui Brownie Madness Ice Cream, it did me no good. No good at all.
