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Tuesday, September 16, 2003
SPANGUS FOUND OUT THAT IT'S TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY ON SEPTEMBER 19th!!! check out http://www.talklikeapirate.com for more details. WE SOO HAVE TO DO THIS. Everyone else is doing it and apparently, if i publish it here, maybe one out of the 400 hits iv had will do it too. Or something. TELL THE PEOPLE
Anyway
“how do you breathe? do you have an extra lung or sumthing we dont know about”
This is Pliars’ theory on the fact that I can speak extremely quickly and still make my speech clear.
“seriously do u have extra fingers u hide during the day?
This is his theory on my “like lightening” typing.
He claimed to be drowning in the sea of red (my font colour is red) I was really proud that I could analyse that to be a metaphor and also a distinct use of imagery. So I guess Ms Milzani ahs drummed SOMETHING into my head –or at least awoken what was in it before.
Yes, the family are still here. Theyre staying until Friday at the earliest.
Hmm, Wedsnedsay tomoro, what shall I do? Last time I went to the park off Turnfurlong and went on the SWINGS. Get me. AND for a certain someones information *cough ….Pinky cough* THERE ARE NO DRUG DEALING GRANGERS IN THAT PARK AND THEY DIDN’T COME AND BEAT ME UP OR STEAL FROM ME. There was an old lady walking though…..
PS it didnt happen today either.
Anyway
“how do you breathe? do you have an extra lung or sumthing we dont know about”
This is Pliars’ theory on the fact that I can speak extremely quickly and still make my speech clear.
“seriously do u have extra fingers u hide during the day?
This is his theory on my “like lightening” typing.
He claimed to be drowning in the sea of red (my font colour is red) I was really proud that I could analyse that to be a metaphor and also a distinct use of imagery. So I guess Ms Milzani ahs drummed SOMETHING into my head –or at least awoken what was in it before.
Yes, the family are still here. Theyre staying until Friday at the earliest.
Hmm, Wedsnedsay tomoro, what shall I do? Last time I went to the park off Turnfurlong and went on the SWINGS. Get me. AND for a certain someones information *cough ….Pinky cough* THERE ARE NO DRUG DEALING GRANGERS IN THAT PARK AND THEY DIDN’T COME AND BEAT ME UP OR STEAL FROM ME. There was an old lady walking though…..
PS it didnt happen today either.
