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Friday, October 31, 2003
BAH, computers suck! I had this nice long paragraph on my opinion of Halloween, trick or treating and the like, but no, it gets deleted and cant be recovered. Its somewhere in the depths of my hard drive … meh, cant be arsed to type it out again. As my friend quotes “Why are computers so selfish?” .. Yes…
Anyway, Halloween is here again. Iv made a plan for the unsuspecting trick-or-treaters. Pretend I'm not in. Hooo original. Well actually I wont be in so I'm leaving my rents to deal with them. Personally I agree that the ultimate way to defend your house from trick-or-treaters is SHOTGUNS. And if they’r not readily available (I know some houses are not in war zones like my neighbourhood) the next best option is to adopt a scary looking dog or a small dog that sounds like a scary looking dog. But remember people, A dog is not just for Halloween, its for life.
Anyhow, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN. And if you think you hear something rustling outside your bedroom window tonight, don’t worry, that’s probably only an chainsaw wielding maniac out to kill everyone…
Sweet Dreams.
Anyway, Halloween is here again. Iv made a plan for the unsuspecting trick-or-treaters. Pretend I'm not in. Hooo original. Well actually I wont be in so I'm leaving my rents to deal with them. Personally I agree that the ultimate way to defend your house from trick-or-treaters is SHOTGUNS. And if they’r not readily available (I know some houses are not in war zones like my neighbourhood) the next best option is to adopt a scary looking dog or a small dog that sounds like a scary looking dog. But remember people, A dog is not just for Halloween, its for life.
Anyhow, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN. And if you think you hear something rustling outside your bedroom window tonight, don’t worry, that’s probably only an chainsaw wielding maniac out to kill everyone…
Sweet Dreams.
