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Wednesday, October 29, 2003
Hehe, was talking to K Smudge today, and we were talking about pies. Did you know Mr Kipling is now “exceedingly merry” . It says so on the box, and the box never lies. In fact, I haven’t had a mince pie since …. last year …. Yes that would make sense.
Anyway boys and girls! Today’s brainwashing I mean discussion will be on .... something christmassy (you can see I make this up as I go along) TURKEYS!!! Hee, this talk has been meaning to come up for aaages. OK, turkeys. They petrify me, seriously, no joke, I find turkeys soo…. horrifying.
First of all, they have that horrible dangly thing under their necks, its like having a random pair of- whoah, I’ll stop there. Ew, imagine if they did have them there, do you reckon it would hurt as much as it would if you kicked them in the groin? Wait, what am I saying turkeys don’t have groins… oh dear lord. Today I didn’t have anything to talk about except the non-existent parts of the turkey’s anatomy. Anyway! They also go gobble gobble gobble, I'm going to peck your eyes out! Well, something along those lines anyway. AND when they walk their necks jab about and then it makes the chin flab waggle and that’s just wrong. Sick and wrong. Me thinks God was a bit cuc-koo when he made turkeys. Oh, lets just put these here, and this there…
I really don’t like turkeys, they are just evidence that the world is full of strange, creepy animals (like The Slow One may i add) My final thought? I'm glad we eat them.
Anyway boys and girls! Today’s brainwashing I mean discussion will be on .... something christmassy (you can see I make this up as I go along) TURKEYS!!! Hee, this talk has been meaning to come up for aaages. OK, turkeys. They petrify me, seriously, no joke, I find turkeys soo…. horrifying.
First of all, they have that horrible dangly thing under their necks, its like having a random pair of- whoah, I’ll stop there. Ew, imagine if they did have them there, do you reckon it would hurt as much as it would if you kicked them in the groin? Wait, what am I saying turkeys don’t have groins… oh dear lord. Today I didn’t have anything to talk about except the non-existent parts of the turkey’s anatomy. Anyway! They also go gobble gobble gobble, I'm going to peck your eyes out! Well, something along those lines anyway. AND when they walk their necks jab about and then it makes the chin flab waggle and that’s just wrong. Sick and wrong. Me thinks God was a bit cuc-koo when he made turkeys. Oh, lets just put these here, and this there…
I really don’t like turkeys, they are just evidence that the world is full of strange, creepy animals (like The Slow One may i add) My final thought? I'm glad we eat them.
