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Friday, October 03, 2003
I SMELL ALL MAN-ish! *sob* TOday, Pinky and Spangus got me in the bus park with man spray. Rather rude actually.
AND, if that wasnt mean enough. THis morning, they took my scarf and it got passed around the group with me running (well, walking with purpose) from one place to another after it. Then, afer a bit of exercise, i got mad (you see i dont like exercise or any form or physical exertion) I grabbed LightBulbBoy's ear (John) and he was on the verge of shrieking like a girl. Surprisingly, thats when i got my scarf back (with a very successful one-handed catch may i add)
Anyway, during school i received many comments about my distinct aroma (Lynx Dimension) and then got a few nudges and "eh-ehs" which were not received with kindness. I also had a rather suspicious stain on my skirt which did not help at all.
But, i must mention, i did get my own back. In the afternoon, armed with my can of girly spray, i successfully coated Pinky and Spangus in the sweet feminine scent. (which apparently was Melon, tho it so is not!)
LOL, Spangus got stopped by random townies whilst on his paper round. NB- at this point, he was smelling of me. But apparently he escaped on his bicycle after they tried to set fire to his paper bag. *snigger*
AND, if that wasnt mean enough. THis morning, they took my scarf and it got passed around the group with me running (well, walking with purpose) from one place to another after it. Then, afer a bit of exercise, i got mad (you see i dont like exercise or any form or physical exertion) I grabbed LightBulbBoy's ear (John) and he was on the verge of shrieking like a girl. Surprisingly, thats when i got my scarf back (with a very successful one-handed catch may i add)
Anyway, during school i received many comments about my distinct aroma (Lynx Dimension) and then got a few nudges and "eh-ehs" which were not received with kindness. I also had a rather suspicious stain on my skirt which did not help at all.
But, i must mention, i did get my own back. In the afternoon, armed with my can of girly spray, i successfully coated Pinky and Spangus in the sweet feminine scent. (which apparently was Melon, tho it so is not!)
LOL, Spangus got stopped by random townies whilst on his paper round. NB- at this point, he was smelling of me. But apparently he escaped on his bicycle after they tried to set fire to his paper bag. *snigger*
