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Sunday, October 26, 2003
Last two days were … uneventful to be honest. Family came round yesterday, which resulted in me earning £2.40 for playing the piano. Woo. I see a career in entertaining blossoming ahead of me.
Today, I … I helped my dad put up some coving stuff. Hem, we were smoothing the grouty stuff down with credit cards and hehe, I was doing it quite successfully. However, I slipped and managed to gouge out a large hole in the filler. Opening my mouth I said, “Crap”. Now. ( and this is the complicated bit) Seeing that the coving is about a foot above my head, I have to tilt my head back and stretch to reach the edges, where I need to smooth out the wrinkles. Now, as I said, I managed to gouge out a bit. This chunk, being a glob of filler, then acted under the laws of gravity. And, like I said before, I said, “crap”. … you can probably guess what happened next- Let’s just say, I hope that its not too poisonous.
I spent the morning watching my rabbit scamper happily about in the depths of my garden. It got a bit cold so I decided to go back in, after getting the rabbit back in the hutch. However, the rabbit had other ideas. Such as seeing how many times I would run after it shouting “Come back you little bastard”. After a few unsuccessful tries, I made a plan. When the rabbit is scared, it runs back to its hutch (note I call it “it” I wasn’t sure on its sex until it had a successful castration- lol, imagine the vets surprise). Anyway my plan did work (naturally) but I must say it must have been quite interesting for the average passer-by to see a girl roaring around her garden waving a stick about her head at apparently nothing. Lucky I live in a small-secluded estate ……
Today, I … I helped my dad put up some coving stuff. Hem, we were smoothing the grouty stuff down with credit cards and hehe, I was doing it quite successfully. However, I slipped and managed to gouge out a large hole in the filler. Opening my mouth I said, “Crap”. Now. ( and this is the complicated bit) Seeing that the coving is about a foot above my head, I have to tilt my head back and stretch to reach the edges, where I need to smooth out the wrinkles. Now, as I said, I managed to gouge out a bit. This chunk, being a glob of filler, then acted under the laws of gravity. And, like I said before, I said, “crap”. … you can probably guess what happened next- Let’s just say, I hope that its not too poisonous.
I spent the morning watching my rabbit scamper happily about in the depths of my garden. It got a bit cold so I decided to go back in, after getting the rabbit back in the hutch. However, the rabbit had other ideas. Such as seeing how many times I would run after it shouting “Come back you little bastard”. After a few unsuccessful tries, I made a plan. When the rabbit is scared, it runs back to its hutch (note I call it “it” I wasn’t sure on its sex until it had a successful castration- lol, imagine the vets surprise). Anyway my plan did work (naturally) but I must say it must have been quite interesting for the average passer-by to see a girl roaring around her garden waving a stick about her head at apparently nothing. Lucky I live in a small-secluded estate ……
