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Thursday, October 09, 2003
Music was fun, we spent most of the lesson writing down useful words and phrases from Hoskins' lil book of foreign swear words. Hooo, now i can say "Bastard" in five different languages. Sweet.
Hehe, i also learnt how to say an interesting phrase that goes along the lines of "You have a small ... ahem" but this phrase involved engaging intercourse with rats that paid no attention. Why dont we learn things like this in Spanish lessons? I mean, they will be more useful than "I get £3 pounds pocket money on weekends" For example, if you'r on a small island in the middle of the Balearics and you see a policeman shouting at you and waving his stick (hey it might happen) You can at least tell whether A) hes shouting that hes got a stick and hes not afraid to use it, or B) if hes trying to make seductive passes at you by waving his erm... stick (Hey, I said it MIGHT happen)
Worse comes to worse, at least you'll know how to tell a local to ... get lost while also being sure that he's not taking "get lost" as some English "come hither" thing.
Hehe, i also learnt how to say an interesting phrase that goes along the lines of "You have a small ... ahem" but this phrase involved engaging intercourse with rats that paid no attention. Why dont we learn things like this in Spanish lessons? I mean, they will be more useful than "I get £3 pounds pocket money on weekends" For example, if you'r on a small island in the middle of the Balearics and you see a policeman shouting at you and waving his stick (hey it might happen) You can at least tell whether A) hes shouting that hes got a stick and hes not afraid to use it, or B) if hes trying to make seductive passes at you by waving his erm... stick (Hey, I said it MIGHT happen)
Worse comes to worse, at least you'll know how to tell a local to ... get lost while also being sure that he's not taking "get lost" as some English "come hither" thing.
