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Tuesday, October 28, 2003
Mwahah, today was rather eventful. First of all, serious stuff (shock horror!) I just received an email with an interesting attachment called SeniorLibrarian or something. However, my clever little computer managed to detect that it was a virus. Just thought I should announce to prevent any .. technical glitches or so….. yes.. anyway!
Yay, was getting donuts from Sainsburys today (well, 4 to be exact) and then found a tub of 5 which were cheaper than the 4 that id got in the flimsy plastic bag. So, naturally, I went for those .- hey, one more donut, for a cheaper price. I think I made the right decision.
Anyway, I decided to put the first donuts back –maybe some other soul wouldn’t make the same mathematical sum as me… I succeeded in getting the first three back into the container but failed miserably at the 4th. It completely missed the container and fell onto the floor with a satisfactory splat. (well, it was more of a “duhf” but hey) Quickly, I kicked it under the counter and prayed to god no one saw that. However, the only possible witnesses were some nearby gingerbread men. I found it extremely funny and started chuckling in a somewhat evil manner to myself as I walked away. Then my mother has to point at my foot and go, “Zoe, is that sugar on your shoe?”
I bought myself a new pair of gloves and a scarf today. My new gloves are bright red, as I have a habit of losing my gloves. Hey, I figured, if you can’t miss them, you can’t lose them. They’r fleecy *big smile*
Hehe is Tuesday is the day that the old people come out to play? Maybe, the radio station sends out a weird signal to hearing aids like … zombies! WOW. Wait, isnt Tuesday the day they can collect their money? Heh, no wonder they’r all in the shopping centre. I counted 39 old people, just in the time it took us to park. Hmm, but then again, judging my dads driving skills. 3 point turns are not his forte. Wait til I get a car! Mm, but maybe by then they’ll have passed some kind of law that prevents me from being entrusted with one. Let alone with spoons (for those of you who have experienced that heh JB)
Nothing much more happened today …. Cept this old lady tapped my shoulder in the market and says “Excuse me, I need to reach my balls” - i would leave you with that... delightful... thought, but for your information (and sanity) she had dropped a tube of tennis balls.
Yay, was getting donuts from Sainsburys today (well, 4 to be exact) and then found a tub of 5 which were cheaper than the 4 that id got in the flimsy plastic bag. So, naturally, I went for those .- hey, one more donut, for a cheaper price. I think I made the right decision.
Anyway, I decided to put the first donuts back –maybe some other soul wouldn’t make the same mathematical sum as me… I succeeded in getting the first three back into the container but failed miserably at the 4th. It completely missed the container and fell onto the floor with a satisfactory splat. (well, it was more of a “duhf” but hey) Quickly, I kicked it under the counter and prayed to god no one saw that. However, the only possible witnesses were some nearby gingerbread men. I found it extremely funny and started chuckling in a somewhat evil manner to myself as I walked away. Then my mother has to point at my foot and go, “Zoe, is that sugar on your shoe?”
I bought myself a new pair of gloves and a scarf today. My new gloves are bright red, as I have a habit of losing my gloves. Hey, I figured, if you can’t miss them, you can’t lose them. They’r fleecy *big smile*
Hehe is Tuesday is the day that the old people come out to play? Maybe, the radio station sends out a weird signal to hearing aids like … zombies! WOW. Wait, isnt Tuesday the day they can collect their money? Heh, no wonder they’r all in the shopping centre. I counted 39 old people, just in the time it took us to park. Hmm, but then again, judging my dads driving skills. 3 point turns are not his forte. Wait til I get a car! Mm, but maybe by then they’ll have passed some kind of law that prevents me from being entrusted with one. Let alone with spoons (for those of you who have experienced that heh JB)
Nothing much more happened today …. Cept this old lady tapped my shoulder in the market and says “Excuse me, I need to reach my balls” - i would leave you with that... delightful... thought, but for your information (and sanity) she had dropped a tube of tennis balls.
