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Thursday, November 13, 2003

Had House Dance today. Must congratulate Machete, Beth Job, Chaz, Elly, Eliza Minelli, and erm... anyone else iv missed out. You all did fantastically.
However mention must og to those almost non-existant hotpants worn by the Claydoners (or ho-pants as iv renamed them :P ) lol i bet Mr Collinson and MR Capstick enjoyed that. hehe Mr Capstick was right behind you guys as well!! They put the Perve in .... Pervert... Yes..
Anyway, my predictions are as follows : Claydon, Waddesdon, Hughenden. BUt special mention must go to Ascott and their ... crop dance... (sorry all you Ascotts but... yeah)
I sported a large blue T on my face until the end of lunch and didnt really understand why i was getting all these looks. Then the penny dropped. lol

Interesting Quotes that i read today in Bio.
Who decides who you marry?
"God decides but you only find out later who you're stuck with"
How do you make marriage work?
"Tell your wife shes pretty even though she looks like a truck"
When is it the right time to kiss someone?
"When they'r rich"

other quotable quotes are
"I wouldnt have sex with my wife, i wouldnt want to be all grossed out"
"Twenty three is the best age to get married because you will have known them FOREVER"

NOTE: The above answers were given by 7 year olds.
Nice to see that they have such a realistic view on life even at such an early age....


# posted by Unknown @ 11/13/2003 07:40:00 pm
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