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Sunday, November 09, 2003

LOL just finished my French essay on “Les 4.00 coups” LOL isnt free translation hilarious? I wrote my essay and then translated it to see if it made any sense, I now have:
His/her mother known as il must make the drudgeries and it milks Antoine as a servant but his/her father is more pleasant with Antoine. . I l’aime not. Antoine steals a machine to ècrire and after his/her parents learn, it escapes the adults and it runs to the seaside.
Yes, because they are my impression of the film … of course…Damn it.

Anyways, my uncle and his girlfriend came round today. They brought his famous hot prawn sauce with them and I have tried it before may I say, its hot but just about tolerable. However today I had a sore throat (and NO that does not mean I have an STI – you know who you are). If I ate the sauce it would have resulted in a painful burning sensation in my oesophagus so I declined politely. My mother however (she'd drunk a bit) insisted I try some and after ignoring my desperate plea (by means of a kick under the table) she dunked a load on my plate. I am a very polite girl (contrary to what you think) so finished the lot. Now my sneezles have turned into super stinging sore throat.
Oh dear god I'm so hoarse I sound like a man.


# posted by Unknown @ 11/09/2003 07:26:00 pm
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