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Wednesday, November 26, 2003
Oh.My.God. My mother thinks I am incapable of opening and closing umbrellas by myself. After the horrendous downpour that was the highlight of last night’s sleep, I found myself with a grim prospect of having to go out in it, seeing that I left the house in the early hours before sunrise. (I couldn’t actually sleep, the noise on my window was like having pneumatic drills stroking the glass)
My mother made me bring an umbrella (well she didn’t make me but I did it to shut her up) but unfortunadamente, the only brolly in the house was the one that I’d had since I was lets see…. seven? Yeah, the silver one, with the pink lining… not to mention the large teddy bear picture on the other side! Oh dear lord such a fashion faux-pas lol.
Anyways whilst driving to the bus stop, I was given a step by step guide on how to open the umbrella which was apparently “different” to opening all other kinds of umbrellas. I just looked out of the window and thought about the not so distant future when I would be… - but I’ll stop there now so you lot can create your own ideas.
I got out of the car manage to successfully open the umbrella first time to the surprise of my mother who then drove off satisfactorily thinking she was the better person. However, she forgot to tell me how to close it and considered turning back. Fortunately luck was on my side and all she did was send a text instead after pictures of a confused Zoe failing to get on the bus and being left behind haunted her.
Now that’s a loving parent for you…… : S 1,437,120 ……1,437,119…… 1,437,118 minutes left until I can get out of here. Wooo
Moving on. I AM STRONG!!! HAAAR!!! Ellis was doing the usual lets-whip-greenie-with-a-wire routine and LOL Greenies arm was rather red. However, me being the try-most-things-once kinda gal, voluntarily held out my arm. MWAHAHA!!! Didn’t hurt a bit. ……… And then my sensory neurones kicked in and it started to sting…. and sting …. and sting…. Oh yeah, it went bright red too so it looks like iv been trying to play slice n dice with my skin. However, the important thing is that I SURVIVED!
Actually…. It was quite fun, OMG I’v become one of them!!!! *clasps hands to face and collapses to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oooooh a lollipop!
My mother made me bring an umbrella (well she didn’t make me but I did it to shut her up) but unfortunadamente, the only brolly in the house was the one that I’d had since I was lets see…. seven? Yeah, the silver one, with the pink lining… not to mention the large teddy bear picture on the other side! Oh dear lord such a fashion faux-pas lol.
Anyways whilst driving to the bus stop, I was given a step by step guide on how to open the umbrella which was apparently “different” to opening all other kinds of umbrellas. I just looked out of the window and thought about the not so distant future when I would be… - but I’ll stop there now so you lot can create your own ideas.
I got out of the car manage to successfully open the umbrella first time to the surprise of my mother who then drove off satisfactorily thinking she was the better person. However, she forgot to tell me how to close it and considered turning back. Fortunately luck was on my side and all she did was send a text instead after pictures of a confused Zoe failing to get on the bus and being left behind haunted her.
Now that’s a loving parent for you…… : S 1,437,120 ……1,437,119…… 1,437,118 minutes left until I can get out of here. Wooo
Moving on. I AM STRONG!!! HAAAR!!! Ellis was doing the usual lets-whip-greenie-with-a-wire routine and LOL Greenies arm was rather red. However, me being the try-most-things-once kinda gal, voluntarily held out my arm. MWAHAHA!!! Didn’t hurt a bit. ……… And then my sensory neurones kicked in and it started to sting…. and sting …. and sting…. Oh yeah, it went bright red too so it looks like iv been trying to play slice n dice with my skin. However, the important thing is that I SURVIVED!
Actually…. It was quite fun, OMG I’v become one of them!!!! *clasps hands to face and collapses to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oooooh a lollipop!
