My Not So Interesting Life

Today was ok with a duuuude last lesson. Biology. We dissected kidneys! FUN FUN FUN! Hehe Mrs Thomas was mad to let me go with Stophig cos as soon as we got it I threw it in the air. Hehe is it a bird? is it a plane? no its a flying kidney. BATTLE STATIONS EVERYBODY!! Anyways after I got over the initial thrill, I started on what I was meant to be doing. Cutting the kidney in half. Hehe yes they did give me a scalpel AND scissors AND two sharp proddy things that we were sticking into the kidney as if it was a makeshift pincushion. That was amusing for a bit. Well it was amusing for quite a long bit actually. Then we had a look at the gristly bit called the Medulla (don’t say I didn’t learn anything) and me and Sto had fun trying to detach it from the main part called the Cortex. Then I managed to cut a hole in my plastic disposable glove which was quite funny too as goodness knows what went goodness knows where. Hmm I think the smell of stale piggy wee does something to my state of mind. Ewwey ew. Anyway, after we’d... sliced and diced ... I mean… examined the kidney thoroughly of course, we were told that we had to dispose of it. What a waste, that’s HOURS of fun going straight down the proverbial drain there. (Well who knows where it goes, most likely into those “real meat” burgers in the school canteen – ooh) Talking about the canteen (hehe switch straight to food- nice) the dinner lady said to me, you’r not eating as much today are you ill? LOL and id got a bacon roll, a slice of pizza and some crisps. (It was breaktime) Talk about noticing loyal customers. Maybe I can get a discount….
Anyway, back to the kidney (no I'm not done yet.) At the end of the lesson we had to say bye bye to Mr Kidney (yes it had a name.) Then, we were off to wash up in which I managed to get water all over the desk (how was I to know that if you block the water coming out of the pipe, it’ll burst out of the top of the tap?!!)

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Before we put it away, we carved our names in the cortex so now if your burger has ZE on it (the O didn’t come out right) you know whats in it. Happy lunching