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Saturday, November 08, 2003

Went to MKCentre today, the crimbo display was put up yesterday so I thought I outta go have a look... for some reason... and no I didnt go especially to see Santa in the grotto ahem lol.
LOL theres the hu-owge carousel as usual and I saw this kid start shouting "WHEEEEEEEE!" when his mum put him on a horse thing. Strangely enough, the carousel wasnt moving yet.
Theres a ridiculously great snowman who sings and wiggles. Iv christened him Bob. Hes about 6 foot and hes got eyebrows like windscreen wipers which change his facial expression as if he has a strange muscular twitch .. on his eyebrows... Im presuming BOb is a male. If he were female he would have chosen a better looking scarf.
Anyway I was watching said snowman thinking to myself .. "Happy face, scary face, happy face, scary face.." Hehe remind anyone of a particular D of E knife? .... "Cap screws on, cap screws off, OOOH BLADE... OW!" .... oh dear just when I thought it was all dead and forgotten....

Anyways, so if you'r ever in MKCentre, go see Bob and check out his brows. Bloody hell its quite entertaining. And I know I get amused easily but when you see him in action, his eyebrows go on hyper speed. They'v got a life of their own....


# posted by Unknown @ 11/08/2003 05:57:00 pm
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