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Sunday, November 23, 2003
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!
*ahem*
Anyway, im sure most of us are reveling in our delight of winning the WORLD CUP!! HOO YEAH
*ahem*
However, there are some unfortunate ones amongst us who were unwise enough to bet against England winning (and by that i mean STUPID!!!!)
*ahem*
For example, take the case of the Kent cab driver who lost £13,000 after betting on the Australian team to win the Rugby World Cup. (MUNTER!!!)
*ahem*
Forr those of you intrigued (or bored) enough to read said article, its at
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3229200.stm
However, the cab driver has another reason to smile as he placed a £10,000 bet on England and Australia meeting in the final. With odds at 11/1 he will get a substantial recompense. Ooooh.
The world has gone rugby crazy! By the world i mean England and by crazy i mean CRAZY!! Heeee there are not many good things in this world but winning the world cup is definitely one of them.
Moving on, but still on the rugby theme, i went to go and see The Rocky Horror Show yesterday night. Women in skirts and boots, men in skirts and boots (also, men in nothing but a pair of skimpy underpants.) Like i said, the world has gone crazy. Anyways, it is custom to heckle at the RHS and my all time favourite is now :
"(random singer) I cant wiiiiin - (random heckler) NEITHER CAN THE AUSTRALIANS!!!" POWL! I applauded and whistled my lil heart out.
Actually, im quite surprised at how into it im getting. I watched the whooole match and surprisingly was there til the very last minute. (Then i went shopping yay lol) And whats even stranger was that i was actually watching it FOR the rugby, not for the other reasons which may-not-be-so-obvious-to-those-who-dont-know-me-that-well. *breathes*
Well, actually, for both reasons, but more the rugby than the other one of course. Hehe see my halo smooth like glass? Mess with me and i'll kick your MOVING ON!
Other lines of note are
"I knew i shouldnt have split one brain between the two of them - LIKE BLAIR AND BUSH!"
And of course there were the ruuude ones but i shant put them up because there are young souls out there who's minds are actually not tainted (... yet)
Anyway, i could blabber on about all the guys that were dressed in drag. That includes the old man with a miniskirt and a ponytail. lol, i could, but i wont. Lets just hope the picture comes out.
Hehe, went to Hollises house and her cat!!! OMG!! her cat has a flatulency problem!!! LOLOLOL. I was on the phone and it was on my lap and then ..... well, words wouldnt come out through the laughter. AND it carried on throughout the night it was like, whats that smell? Oh dear god, not AGAIN! Also got a "lovebite" from her other cat as Has likes to put it. A love bite? lol more like a "ow ow ow its got my wrist in its jaws" bite.
Anyway enough about weird cats that fart and bite. Strangely enough they do it in an unsually cute fashion.
Final thought? WILKINSON IS KING!!
*ahem*
Anyway, im sure most of us are reveling in our delight of winning the WORLD CUP!! HOO YEAH
*ahem*
However, there are some unfortunate ones amongst us who were unwise enough to bet against England winning (and by that i mean STUPID!!!!)
*ahem*
For example, take the case of the Kent cab driver who lost £13,000 after betting on the Australian team to win the Rugby World Cup. (MUNTER!!!)
*ahem*
Forr those of you intrigued (or bored) enough to read said article, its at
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3229200.stm
However, the cab driver has another reason to smile as he placed a £10,000 bet on England and Australia meeting in the final. With odds at 11/1 he will get a substantial recompense. Ooooh.
The world has gone rugby crazy! By the world i mean England and by crazy i mean CRAZY!! Heeee there are not many good things in this world but winning the world cup is definitely one of them.
Moving on, but still on the rugby theme, i went to go and see The Rocky Horror Show yesterday night. Women in skirts and boots, men in skirts and boots (also, men in nothing but a pair of skimpy underpants.) Like i said, the world has gone crazy. Anyways, it is custom to heckle at the RHS and my all time favourite is now :
"(random singer) I cant wiiiiin - (random heckler) NEITHER CAN THE AUSTRALIANS!!!" POWL! I applauded and whistled my lil heart out.
Actually, im quite surprised at how into it im getting. I watched the whooole match and surprisingly was there til the very last minute. (Then i went shopping yay lol) And whats even stranger was that i was actually watching it FOR the rugby, not for the other reasons which may-not-be-so-obvious-to-those-who-dont-know-me-that-well. *breathes*
Well, actually, for both reasons, but more the rugby than the other one of course. Hehe see my halo smooth like glass? Mess with me and i'll kick your MOVING ON!
Other lines of note are
"I knew i shouldnt have split one brain between the two of them - LIKE BLAIR AND BUSH!"
And of course there were the ruuude ones but i shant put them up because there are young souls out there who's minds are actually not tainted (... yet)
Anyway, i could blabber on about all the guys that were dressed in drag. That includes the old man with a miniskirt and a ponytail. lol, i could, but i wont. Lets just hope the picture comes out.
Hehe, went to Hollises house and her cat!!! OMG!! her cat has a flatulency problem!!! LOLOLOL. I was on the phone and it was on my lap and then ..... well, words wouldnt come out through the laughter. AND it carried on throughout the night it was like, whats that smell? Oh dear god, not AGAIN! Also got a "lovebite" from her other cat as Has likes to put it. A love bite? lol more like a "ow ow ow its got my wrist in its jaws" bite.
Anyway enough about weird cats that fart and bite. Strangely enough they do it in an unsually cute fashion.
Final thought? WILKINSON IS KING!!
