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Monday, December 01, 2003

We were discussing what would happen if I joined in a game of rugbeh and considering my weight (I'm practically half the weight of KSmudge LOL)
I said “I would get flattened in a rugby match.”
Shifty then replied with “broken is more appropriate”
*screams and runs*

However, apparently my weight is an “added bonus”. If I, in a sudden moment of madness were to get the ball… well… since I'm so easy to throw about apparently:
“Hell who needs to run, throw Zoë over the line for a try”
Yes

ANYWAY
OMG. I think i have just found my male alter-ego
MWAHAHA Reminds me way too much of bio lessons
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-11-28

Mwahaha. Hmm I seem to be doing the evil genius laugh quite a lot recently… Oh dear lord. Ok, I'm gabbling yes I know. Lets see…. Interesting yet pointless topic of today is…

Lets get a few things straight. Since KSmudge has got the ball rolling with his view on bitching. I’m going to carry on with the gossip, hearsay rumour mill bit. He may not be bothered to preach but I say BRING ON THE CONGREGATION
Oooh first of all definitions. You never go wrong with a definition. The dictionary never lies!
Most people interpret gossip to be a derogatory term closely related to bitching. However, gossip is
1. Unconstrained talk or writing about a persons social incidents (Lets see… Heat magazine being an example. Par example the Beckhams. Yes it has got to a point where I really don’t how many bouncers it took for Posh wore to take Brooklyn to school.)
2. Idle talk ( Erm… Heat magazine again…ie How many bouncers it took for Posh to escort Brooklyn to school)

However, don’t get me wrong. Gossip used in the wrong way is one of the not so good things about this world. Gossip used with malicious intent to harm or damage someone’s reputation is just as bad as bitching. However, it’s not bitching though many mistake it for bitching.

Bitching is to 1.Speak scathingly or spitefully 2. To complain.

Now, the physics of the rumour mill. The rumour mill is obviously the unknown source of Heat’s power. It, being the collective of all the forms of gossip and bitching and rumours. (Rumours being general talk of doubtful accuracy.) This wheel is only mastered by a select few but these select few obviously have no lives seeing that they can claim to know all there is to know of these three matters which is a sad sad pointless thing unless you know how to define between the three. Gossip, Rumour and Bitching.
However, this is impossible because if you knew that a rumour was a rumour, it would not be a general hearsay of doubtful accuracy. It would be a general hearsay of certain doubtful accuracy. Which then makes it … not what it is…. (don’t worry, even I got lost with that) This being impossible also because bitching can also be idle talk. So then what do we class it as? Hmmm? Take that in your pipe and smoke it Boyd Hilton. (psst that’s the editor of heat magazine)

ANYWAY!
My final conclusion (and I promise I have one…. somewhere) being that all three forms are dangerous. They should be handled with caution and treated with extreme prejudice. Granted, most of it is harmless. But when it gets out of hand…. Hooo that’s when the trouble starts a brewing.
Lets face it. Everyone likes to talk now and then. Whether it be about a certain persons pair of shoes (lol, for all of the ppl in my Spanish group) or whether it be regarding the fact if Mr Collinson is a perve or not. (though he soo is. *cough cough* lol)

However (and there are a lot of however’s in this) if you gossip or bitch purely to put someone down, to damage their name (ha they could sue you for libel!) or simply to hurt someone’s feelings. Then that my friends is the real problem. Screw all the oh, you were talking about whether Mr A is going to ask Mrs B out, umm, your gossiping, I'm telling! That’s small fry compared to the big guns people use out there…. Yes…
AND NOW!! TO end on a happy happy, if not… strangely worrying note.
Today’s quote of the day is from Rrrrryan who says with extreme vagueness
“boobs r great fun to play with”

Thank You and Good Night London.

Next week: BACKSTABBING!
NB you will need a sharp kitchen knife though machetes and chainsaws are a bonus.



# posted by Unknown @ 12/01/2003 08:12:00 pm
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