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Tuesday, December 09, 2003
What to say today? Abosultely feck all. For once... i have nothing to say. Enjoy it while you can.
Erm, Ward has jumped on the proverbial bandwaggon and made a blog. Check out the "fellow bloggers" links to find it.
I had something of note to say, but i cant remember......
Heh, something i just rememberd. According to Ms Milzani, the Times and the Daily Telegraph are "broad shits" *cue the clapping of hand to mouth in mock horror*
OOOH today we had a really cool self defence woman come in to talk to us about personal safety and stuff. In actual fact, shes an English teacher from a local comprehensive but hey. Learnt many interesting things such as looking people in the eye yet not "eyeballing" them.. whatever that meant...
Also, carry a saucepan, foreign change, umbrella, keys, telephone cards and rolled up magazines at hand in case I get attacked. Yes. Because a girl is not complete without her trusty saucepan *wields* Ha, think you can attack me and get away with it?!
Also, if in doubt, stand tall and "yell" "BACK OFF!" at the top of your voice and legging it in the opposite direction. This will result in either the man thinking "Oh god, what a freak" or "Oh dear god what a freak"
lol, maybe the mugger will think "Ooh-er dont want to attack this loon" though the passers by will be like "Ooh-er so this is what todays youth is all about..." However, you may just skip merrily past all of these and end up giving the person a heart attack.
"Excuse me miss, you-"
"BACK OFF!!" *runs away*
"dropped your keys....."
Also, apparently our lives have to be in danger before we can go round hitting people with saucepans. Bollocks, who made THAT rule up? IN fact... there is NO rule! Mwahah *plots*
LOL i can just imagine
"Excuse me miss-"
"*THWACK!*" ..... *thud*
What? I thought it was a knife! Pen, knife, same difference.....
Next week she's bringing an assisstant..... *rubs hands in glee* *gets popcorn*
Erm, Ward has jumped on the proverbial bandwaggon and made a blog. Check out the "fellow bloggers" links to find it.
I had something of note to say, but i cant remember......
Heh, something i just rememberd. According to Ms Milzani, the Times and the Daily Telegraph are "broad shits" *cue the clapping of hand to mouth in mock horror*
OOOH today we had a really cool self defence woman come in to talk to us about personal safety and stuff. In actual fact, shes an English teacher from a local comprehensive but hey. Learnt many interesting things such as looking people in the eye yet not "eyeballing" them.. whatever that meant...
Also, carry a saucepan, foreign change, umbrella, keys, telephone cards and rolled up magazines at hand in case I get attacked. Yes. Because a girl is not complete without her trusty saucepan *wields* Ha, think you can attack me and get away with it?!
Also, if in doubt, stand tall and "yell" "BACK OFF!" at the top of your voice and legging it in the opposite direction. This will result in either the man thinking "Oh god, what a freak" or "Oh dear god what a freak"
lol, maybe the mugger will think "Ooh-er dont want to attack this loon" though the passers by will be like "Ooh-er so this is what todays youth is all about..." However, you may just skip merrily past all of these and end up giving the person a heart attack.
"Excuse me miss, you-"
"BACK OFF!!" *runs away*
"dropped your keys....."
Also, apparently our lives have to be in danger before we can go round hitting people with saucepans. Bollocks, who made THAT rule up? IN fact... there is NO rule! Mwahah *plots*
LOL i can just imagine
"Excuse me miss-"
"*THWACK!*" ..... *thud*
What? I thought it was a knife! Pen, knife, same difference.....
Next week she's bringing an assisstant..... *rubs hands in glee* *gets popcorn*
