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Saturday, March 20, 2004

Oh dear god. Biggest event in my day today? Here we go. (Wow, its fun to talk in the third person)

Zoe notices a long clear mark on the surface of her watch.

Zoe tries to rub it off.
It does not rub off.

Zoe tries to wash it off with water.
It does not wash off.

Zoe uses fairy liquid in case it is grease.
It does not come off but Zoe decides to stop, as she is not sure whether her watch is waterproof or not.

Zoe uses surgical spirit to try and dissolve the stain
Zoe stops as the fumes do not smell healthy.

Zoe thinks it is a scratch and tries to scratch it off.
Zoe appears to have made it worse. There are now several marks along the screen

Zoe notices little bubbles appearing under the surface of her watch screen.
Zoe thinks her watch is melting from using spirit.

Zoe washes the watch
Zoe wonders just how "water resistant" the watch is.

Zoe drops watch.
Zoe realises that the glass is peeling away.
Wait a minute...
Zoe looks closely at the screen
Zoe realises that the original plastic cellophane is still stuck onto the watch face
Zoe hits her head.


# posted by Unknown @ 3/20/2004 08:22:00 pm
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