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Thursday, April 01, 2004
Happy April Fools.
I shall not even try and fool yo guys by saying “Oh I'm going to shut down the blog” or something like that because … you are all too clever and stuff. Hahah good one....
I don’t know.
Meh, I havent been online at all this evening. Instaed I spent the majority of my time at the local Tescos where I think the cashiers have been organising a whole “lets see how slow we can go” thing for April Fools. Either that or “Lets see how unhelpful I can be!”
I asked merely where the biscuit section was (I dunno, they seem to have moved it overnight – usually I like live there!) And the person replied. “I can take you to the crisps section if you want?”
“Err… yeah, but I'm looking for the biscuits.”
“Oh, they’re not in the crisp section anymore”
“Ok..”
“Maybe I should take you to the biscuit section ?”
AAAAAAAARGGGGGGH
Today all our phones went off at 11.30 – Ms Milzani went spare lol. Twas amusing as we were pretending we couldn’t hear anything.
“That buzzing?” Must be the builders round again!”
“Or thunder…”
“Or Zoe’s stomach…”
Also!
HAPPY SMELLY BIRTHDAY RO-BEEEE AND JOHNNY BOY!
Plus, SHYAM you are NOT funny!
Did anyone fall for any particular good pranks? Hmmmm?
I shall not even try and fool yo guys by saying “Oh I'm going to shut down the blog” or something like that because … you are all too clever and stuff. Hahah good one....
I don’t know.
Meh, I havent been online at all this evening. Instaed I spent the majority of my time at the local Tescos where I think the cashiers have been organising a whole “lets see how slow we can go” thing for April Fools. Either that or “Lets see how unhelpful I can be!”
I asked merely where the biscuit section was (I dunno, they seem to have moved it overnight – usually I like live there!) And the person replied. “I can take you to the crisps section if you want?”
“Err… yeah, but I'm looking for the biscuits.”
“Oh, they’re not in the crisp section anymore”
“Ok..”
“Maybe I should take you to the biscuit section ?”
AAAAAAAARGGGGGGH
Today all our phones went off at 11.30 – Ms Milzani went spare lol. Twas amusing as we were pretending we couldn’t hear anything.
“That buzzing?” Must be the builders round again!”
“Or thunder…”
“Or Zoe’s stomach…”
Also!
HAPPY SMELLY BIRTHDAY RO-BEEEE AND JOHNNY BOY!
Plus, SHYAM you are NOT funny!
Did anyone fall for any particular good pranks? Hmmmm?
