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Sunday, April 11, 2004
HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!
Chocolate for everyone!! Amd stuff!
And as for you stupid moos who gave it up for lent? Lol i see you raiding the cupboards, shelves, drawers, ANYTHING!!
And for those of you who gave up .. other stuff... Meh, i dont think i want to see that...
Wow, my spellings al over the place, i think iv had tooo much sugar. LOL the familia are down and i have been loaded with gifst of the sugary kind. I HAVE A LINDT BUNNY!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it has a bell! And stuff! Im saying and stuff a lot... oh dear oh dear.
Anyways, yesterday i was taken to London to go see Phantom, no less. It was quite good actually. THe dresses were pretty, the male cast was also not bad. (Even my mother said so :S )
But just my luck to be sitting behind the person with THE biggest head in the audience. Plus the stewards were on blatant power trips as they shouted "NO PHOTOGRAPHY!!" every 10 minutes or so. Lol, i can imagine:
"Excuse me sir-"
"NO PHOTOGRAPHY!"
"Where can i get-"
"NO PHOTOGRAPHY!"
Afterwards, we took a little walk down New Bond STreet - the street with ALL the biggest names lol. I took a little gander in Gucci, Prada, Gina, YSL, Chanel, Tods, Hermes, LV etc just pretending i could afford everything in the shop. Hey, it worked - the footmen opened doors and wished us "a good day" :D Heeee
Then the tourist factor went a little over our heads and me and super cousin nathalie took a picture of us standing outside Tiffany's. And the sign as well... Meh diamonds do strange things to a girl... Good things though, diamonds are always a good thing.... WHERE ARE MY DIAMONDS PEOPLE?!
BUt yes. lol, i was looking in through the window of Tiffanys at this huuuuge vase. Then, just like in the movies, i looked up, and on the other side of the glass i saw my future husband lol - Tiffanys - the new singles hang out. Hey, i figured, if he could afford to buy things from Tiffanys that definately makes him eligible. Sorry but have you SEEN the rocks in the windows? OMG they'r as big as a wine gum!
hehe thats a new one.. as big as a wine gum....
One thing we noticed though - to work in the big name stores you must be a) very good looking, b) very good looking and oh, did i mention? Very good looking?
Not exactly the fairest of life's opportunities but hey, these kind of shops can do whatever they want with the amount of money they rake in.
LOL me and Nathalie spent some time analysing people as they walked in and out of L.V - There were girls who blatantly had rich daddies, the professionals - 40+ who were obviously of socio economic Class A (get me and my business studies!), the SJP's of London and of course the masses - the people, who like us, were merely pretending that they could afford everything in the shop.
On the way back home, my Aunts bf was quite close to murder as he had mistakenly put on The Phantom Of THe Opera SOUNDTRACK - to which all 4 of us girls were trying to sing along to. Now for anyone thats heard "The Phantom Of the Opera" - imagine 4 voices with a tenous grasp on pitch trying to imitate the VERY last note.
For those of you musical, its an E ....... three octaves up from middle C.
As i said, he was close to murder.
Anyways, I fear that many people wont see this lengthy sermon as they will be sitting on the sofa, watching James and The Giant Peach - stuffing as much chocolate into their mouths as they possibly can...... Why am i not doing that?
*runs*
Chocolate for everyone!! Amd stuff!
And as for you stupid moos who gave it up for lent? Lol i see you raiding the cupboards, shelves, drawers, ANYTHING!!
And for those of you who gave up .. other stuff... Meh, i dont think i want to see that...
Wow, my spellings al over the place, i think iv had tooo much sugar. LOL the familia are down and i have been loaded with gifst of the sugary kind. I HAVE A LINDT BUNNY!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it has a bell! And stuff! Im saying and stuff a lot... oh dear oh dear.
Anyways, yesterday i was taken to London to go see Phantom, no less. It was quite good actually. THe dresses were pretty, the male cast was also not bad. (Even my mother said so :S )
But just my luck to be sitting behind the person with THE biggest head in the audience. Plus the stewards were on blatant power trips as they shouted "NO PHOTOGRAPHY!!" every 10 minutes or so. Lol, i can imagine:
"Excuse me sir-"
"NO PHOTOGRAPHY!"
"Where can i get-"
"NO PHOTOGRAPHY!"
Afterwards, we took a little walk down New Bond STreet - the street with ALL the biggest names lol. I took a little gander in Gucci, Prada, Gina, YSL, Chanel, Tods, Hermes, LV etc just pretending i could afford everything in the shop. Hey, it worked - the footmen opened doors and wished us "a good day" :D Heeee
Then the tourist factor went a little over our heads and me and super cousin nathalie took a picture of us standing outside Tiffany's. And the sign as well... Meh diamonds do strange things to a girl... Good things though, diamonds are always a good thing.... WHERE ARE MY DIAMONDS PEOPLE?!
BUt yes. lol, i was looking in through the window of Tiffanys at this huuuuge vase. Then, just like in the movies, i looked up, and on the other side of the glass i saw my future husband lol - Tiffanys - the new singles hang out. Hey, i figured, if he could afford to buy things from Tiffanys that definately makes him eligible. Sorry but have you SEEN the rocks in the windows? OMG they'r as big as a wine gum!
hehe thats a new one.. as big as a wine gum....
One thing we noticed though - to work in the big name stores you must be a) very good looking, b) very good looking and oh, did i mention? Very good looking?
Not exactly the fairest of life's opportunities but hey, these kind of shops can do whatever they want with the amount of money they rake in.
LOL me and Nathalie spent some time analysing people as they walked in and out of L.V - There were girls who blatantly had rich daddies, the professionals - 40+ who were obviously of socio economic Class A (get me and my business studies!), the SJP's of London and of course the masses - the people, who like us, were merely pretending that they could afford everything in the shop.
On the way back home, my Aunts bf was quite close to murder as he had mistakenly put on The Phantom Of THe Opera SOUNDTRACK - to which all 4 of us girls were trying to sing along to. Now for anyone thats heard "The Phantom Of the Opera" - imagine 4 voices with a tenous grasp on pitch trying to imitate the VERY last note.
For those of you musical, its an E ....... three octaves up from middle C.
As i said, he was close to murder.
Anyways, I fear that many people wont see this lengthy sermon as they will be sitting on the sofa, watching James and The Giant Peach - stuffing as much chocolate into their mouths as they possibly can...... Why am i not doing that?
*runs*
