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Thursday, April 15, 2004
One more day to go. The excitement is starting to kick in. I can tell you that tomoro at this time I will be running around going “EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” whilst waving my hands like a loon.
Actually, on second thoughts, I’ll be in the middle of London so….. maybe I’ll save that for another day.
16 years of age. What does that signify? 16 years of experience? 16 years of knowledge? 16 years of wisdom?
Who knows? Who cares? WE CAN BUY LOTTERY TICKETS.
Personally I cant wait til I hit the road. At 16 you can
drive a moped
drive a mowing machine
drive an invalid carriage
drive tractors less than 2.45m wide – What about combine harvesters?…
We can buy caps, cracker snaps, novelty matches, party poppers, serpents and throwdowns, but not other fireworks. Hehe, imagine me and fireworks - singed eyebrows galore. Actually, more Merry and Pippin style as knowing me i shall be daft enough to light in whilst in a tent...
Also 16 is the minimum recommended age for taking up a company directorship. Learnt that in my 3 minutes of Business Studies revision.
I didn’t know this before but at 16 we may now buy liqueur chocolates!
Woo… novelty matches, liqueur chocolates and mowing machines - can you spell mad party any other way? *sigh*
Wait til we’r seventeen when we can purchase or hire Shotguns and drive agricultural tractors...*grins* Life will be sweet
Wow, I’v just looked at this page thing and at realised that at 15, we can hold a firearms certificate and receive a gift of a Shotgun.I could own a shotgun legally now! Wow!
Oh, I’v been wasting my life…
Actually, on second thoughts, I’ll be in the middle of London so….. maybe I’ll save that for another day.
16 years of age. What does that signify? 16 years of experience? 16 years of knowledge? 16 years of wisdom?
Who knows? Who cares? WE CAN BUY LOTTERY TICKETS.
Personally I cant wait til I hit the road. At 16 you can
drive a moped
drive a mowing machine
drive an invalid carriage
drive tractors less than 2.45m wide – What about combine harvesters?…
We can buy caps, cracker snaps, novelty matches, party poppers, serpents and throwdowns, but not other fireworks. Hehe, imagine me and fireworks - singed eyebrows galore. Actually, more Merry and Pippin style as knowing me i shall be daft enough to light in whilst in a tent...
Also 16 is the minimum recommended age for taking up a company directorship. Learnt that in my 3 minutes of Business Studies revision.
I didn’t know this before but at 16 we may now buy liqueur chocolates!
Woo… novelty matches, liqueur chocolates and mowing machines - can you spell mad party any other way? *sigh*
Wait til we’r seventeen when we can purchase or hire Shotguns and drive agricultural tractors...*grins* Life will be sweet
Wow, I’v just looked at this page thing and at realised that at 15, we can hold a firearms certificate and receive a gift of a Shotgun.I could own a shotgun legally now! Wow!
Oh, I’v been wasting my life…
