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Sunday, May 23, 2004
I was sitting in the kitchen revising my English (Lord of The Flies no less) and in runs my mother screaming like a banshee about giant swarms or something. I was then instructed to close all the windows – pronto. So I did, not knowing what the matter was. Closing the last one , my bedroom, I looked out and what do I see? Air thick with flying insects and a large cloud in a bush that seemed to throb. Yes. Already Summer has brought us a variety of delights including an invasion of ants but now it was the turn of the wasp.
I had no idea what it was that suddenly set them off as I had been in the garden peacefully reading Romeo and Juliet (NOT sun bathing) no less then 10 minute before. But now, the air was so thick of wasps that even the neighbours, returning from their trip to Tesco’s had run inside.
So it is here I sit, whilst outside the window about fifty wasps buzz around the roses. Looking outside I can see the neighbours with their noses pressed against the glass (of their windows not ours) open-mouthed. Never before has the area been hit with such a plague. I think we’re just waiting to see who’s gonna crack first and call the pest-control man lol. My Romeo and Juliet lies abandoned on the lawn whilst the rabbit… the rabbits asleep. Oh the joys of being blissfully unaware.
I had no idea what it was that suddenly set them off as I had been in the garden peacefully reading Romeo and Juliet (NOT sun bathing) no less then 10 minute before. But now, the air was so thick of wasps that even the neighbours, returning from their trip to Tesco’s had run inside.
So it is here I sit, whilst outside the window about fifty wasps buzz around the roses. Looking outside I can see the neighbours with their noses pressed against the glass (of their windows not ours) open-mouthed. Never before has the area been hit with such a plague. I think we’re just waiting to see who’s gonna crack first and call the pest-control man lol. My Romeo and Juliet lies abandoned on the lawn whilst the rabbit… the rabbits asleep. Oh the joys of being blissfully unaware.
