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Thursday, May 27, 2004
Now that Friends is reaching an end and its the end of the series for Will and Grace, i have found a new means of entertainment.
JIMMY'S FARM!
An essexs boy, wants to become a farmer and has moved out of the city into a "farm" that needs to be renovated, created. . basicaly, made into a farm.
Iv only just started watching the series, but in this episode alone Jimmy, manages to:
Set fire to over 30 acres of his fields through an unattended bonfire. It gets so severe that the fire brigade must be called. And there he is on the phone going "Yeah mate, i gotta go put out my fire" before attacking it with what was unmistakeably a spade and a bottle of water.
THings are not going well for Jimmy, he has torched half of his farm as well as not meeting ANY of his targets for fence building.
ALso, after spending a LOT of money on a rare breed of pig, he went to wake it up in the morning by playing the radio for it.
No movement.
Jimmy puts food on its face
Jimmy pokes it
No reaction
Jimmy pulls its legs
No reaction
Jimmy gets a stick and prods it (which at that point i started exclaiming ITS DEAD! ITS DEAD!)
No reaction
Jimmy is almost at boilig point as this is yet another in a series of unlucky events.
Finally, Jimmy picks up the pig when it squeals and starts to walk about.
"Oh, it was asleep"
LOL!
Good luck in the Lit exams tomoro - theres a burning of texts at noon along highbridge walk according to ShyamIAm
JIMMY'S FARM!
An essexs boy, wants to become a farmer and has moved out of the city into a "farm" that needs to be renovated, created. . basicaly, made into a farm.
Iv only just started watching the series, but in this episode alone Jimmy, manages to:
Set fire to over 30 acres of his fields through an unattended bonfire. It gets so severe that the fire brigade must be called. And there he is on the phone going "Yeah mate, i gotta go put out my fire" before attacking it with what was unmistakeably a spade and a bottle of water.
THings are not going well for Jimmy, he has torched half of his farm as well as not meeting ANY of his targets for fence building.
ALso, after spending a LOT of money on a rare breed of pig, he went to wake it up in the morning by playing the radio for it.
No movement.
Jimmy puts food on its face
Jimmy pokes it
No reaction
Jimmy pulls its legs
No reaction
Jimmy gets a stick and prods it (which at that point i started exclaiming ITS DEAD! ITS DEAD!)
No reaction
Jimmy is almost at boilig point as this is yet another in a series of unlucky events.
Finally, Jimmy picks up the pig when it squeals and starts to walk about.
"Oh, it was asleep"
LOL!
Good luck in the Lit exams tomoro - theres a burning of texts at noon along highbridge walk according to ShyamIAm
