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Tuesday, June 08, 2004
I am going to fail my maths.
Not only did I spend a good 3 minutes trying to figure out what 8 x 7 was, but at times of concentration and focus what did I have in my head?
The oh so delightful Drax swinging his whip round his head whilst protesting “I'm NOT into bondage” and “Yews are poisonous, dont eat them Zoe” again and again….
I really shouldn’t have gone to Vale before the exam should I?
Hehe, now I can say I'm going to see The Day After Tomoro the day after tomoro :D
But if we miss it, we’r gonna go see Harry Potter (says me)
Thing I learnt today. When I first heard the name Pyscho Ben, I thought it was a random nickname thing. But no.
Pyscho ben IS a pyscho
Explanation –Arrived in the bus park as per usual and the sixth former that goes on Greenies bus known as Pyscho Ben hinted heavily he had nothing to do until his exam. So we went to Vale and he decided to tag along. None of us know him and our desperate attempts to not exclude him were in vain. Sitting in vale, I was trying to hurt Will (as normal) and he floored me in one EEEVIL (but clever) move. ( i have to learn that!)
Before you wonder why i was being extra violent to such a person like Will. It was because in an arm wrestle, he floored my arm - straight into some "faecal matter" (of the bird variety) - thus my dash to the public toilets and the dripping sleeve all day
Anyways, walked over to Greenie to pester him and then Pyscho Ben, randomly grabs my legs going “Nyaaah! trying to floor me too. Now normally I wouldn’t be too bothered except he’s a complete stranger who I met barely 10 minutes ago. So I was grabbing Greens tryin not to fall over, with Pyscho Ben still clutching to my legs going asking himself why I wont fall over. Crazy mishap over, we’r sitting trying to revise maths. Me being… well me.. ends up making a fool of herself again. Hence PyschoBen looking at me and saying “Yes, you really SHOULD think before you speak” in THE most patronising way before throwing grass at me.
So the abhorrence (long word for hatred) begins to grow.
Anyway, bitching over. Other thoughts.
HOW MANY INSECTS HAVE LANDED IN MY HAIR TODAY?!?! About 30 million greenflys!
You know that mahoosive email I sent out last night? The one that I was convinced about 2 people would reply to?
Well so far, the new victims who have been helplessly sucked into the world that is chain emails are:
Hicksy
Zinister
Charles SlowOne :P
Jim x
AND
Ryan Jay is doing it now
Spangus says : “Im doing your questionnaire btw, to prove you wrong”
Funny, Charles reply starts with “I need to prove Zoe wrong” too
BTW, And did anyone hear that watch alarm go off in Maths. It went on for about half a minute!! Just when I was about to work out 8x7!
What IS 8 x 7?!?!?
Not only did I spend a good 3 minutes trying to figure out what 8 x 7 was, but at times of concentration and focus what did I have in my head?
The oh so delightful Drax swinging his whip round his head whilst protesting “I'm NOT into bondage” and “Yews are poisonous, dont eat them Zoe” again and again….
I really shouldn’t have gone to Vale before the exam should I?
Hehe, now I can say I'm going to see The Day After Tomoro the day after tomoro :D
But if we miss it, we’r gonna go see Harry Potter (says me)
Thing I learnt today. When I first heard the name Pyscho Ben, I thought it was a random nickname thing. But no.
Pyscho ben IS a pyscho
Explanation –Arrived in the bus park as per usual and the sixth former that goes on Greenies bus known as Pyscho Ben hinted heavily he had nothing to do until his exam. So we went to Vale and he decided to tag along. None of us know him and our desperate attempts to not exclude him were in vain. Sitting in vale, I was trying to hurt Will (as normal) and he floored me in one EEEVIL (but clever) move. ( i have to learn that!)
Before you wonder why i was being extra violent to such a person like Will. It was because in an arm wrestle, he floored my arm - straight into some "faecal matter" (of the bird variety) - thus my dash to the public toilets and the dripping sleeve all day
Anyways, walked over to Greenie to pester him and then Pyscho Ben, randomly grabs my legs going “Nyaaah! trying to floor me too. Now normally I wouldn’t be too bothered except he’s a complete stranger who I met barely 10 minutes ago. So I was grabbing Greens tryin not to fall over, with Pyscho Ben still clutching to my legs going asking himself why I wont fall over. Crazy mishap over, we’r sitting trying to revise maths. Me being… well me.. ends up making a fool of herself again. Hence PyschoBen looking at me and saying “Yes, you really SHOULD think before you speak” in THE most patronising way before throwing grass at me.
So the abhorrence (long word for hatred) begins to grow.
Anyway, bitching over. Other thoughts.
HOW MANY INSECTS HAVE LANDED IN MY HAIR TODAY?!?! About 30 million greenflys!
You know that mahoosive email I sent out last night? The one that I was convinced about 2 people would reply to?
Well so far, the new victims who have been helplessly sucked into the world that is chain emails are:
Hicksy
Zinister
Charles SlowOne :P
Jim x
AND
Ryan Jay is doing it now
Spangus says : “Im doing your questionnaire btw, to prove you wrong”
Funny, Charles reply starts with “I need to prove Zoe wrong” too
BTW, And did anyone hear that watch alarm go off in Maths. It went on for about half a minute!! Just when I was about to work out 8x7!
What IS 8 x 7?!?!?