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Thursday, June 03, 2004
Jimmy's farm. Pure Class.
LOL my favourite bits had to be him hand feeding the little runty piglet only to see it scamper away merrily before chucking it all back up on his carpet.
Its sooo cute though! (The pig, not Jimmy) Its like a little dog! And it bites him!!! LOOOOL
I WANT ONE!!
Not many things happening in the world of pig breeding as Blaze the stud boar, whom Jimmy spent 400 quid on, is suffering from depression.
Class i tell you - class.
Anyways, movin onto the hot topic of the moment in my mind.
JOBS
Who has one? Who wants one?
At present i do not have a job. To which Trowelly kindly replies "YOU HAVENT GOT ONE??"
No. I do not.
And then Elsh comes in one day exclaiming I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB! Turns out shes got herself a spot in House of Frazer - not bad if i may say so myself.
Many sneaking suspicions are that people just dont want to employ me. You would be wrong - i am very .. employable.. Just according to los padres, i should be concentrating on other things (ie exams apparently)
LOL there was a time when me n Elsh had it ALL planned out. At 15 the only place that would take us on was Clarks.
However, im not that keen on feet. Or even ... no, its just feet.
When im finally allowed im heading straight to the heaven that is the world of department stores - we'r talking bigger fish here people. And if everything fails, i can loom forward to a summer at my uncles Fish n Chip shop or my other uncles restaurant.
Ooh you know you can always count on family...
LOL my favourite bits had to be him hand feeding the little runty piglet only to see it scamper away merrily before chucking it all back up on his carpet.
Its sooo cute though! (The pig, not Jimmy) Its like a little dog! And it bites him!!! LOOOOL
I WANT ONE!!
Not many things happening in the world of pig breeding as Blaze the stud boar, whom Jimmy spent 400 quid on, is suffering from depression.
Class i tell you - class.
Anyways, movin onto the hot topic of the moment in my mind.
JOBS
Who has one? Who wants one?
At present i do not have a job. To which Trowelly kindly replies "YOU HAVENT GOT ONE??"
No. I do not.
And then Elsh comes in one day exclaiming I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB! Turns out shes got herself a spot in House of Frazer - not bad if i may say so myself.
Many sneaking suspicions are that people just dont want to employ me. You would be wrong - i am very .. employable.. Just according to los padres, i should be concentrating on other things (ie exams apparently)
LOL there was a time when me n Elsh had it ALL planned out. At 15 the only place that would take us on was Clarks.
However, im not that keen on feet. Or even ... no, its just feet.
When im finally allowed im heading straight to the heaven that is the world of department stores - we'r talking bigger fish here people. And if everything fails, i can loom forward to a summer at my uncles Fish n Chip shop or my other uncles restaurant.
Ooh you know you can always count on family...
