My Not So Interesting Life

• Branches can not be simply ripped off. They must be turned and then cut with a strong pair of sheary things...
• Earwigs are horrible little buggers with sharp pincers at the ends of their long abdomens. They do not die even when separated from said abdomens.
• Wasps curl up when they sting you.
• Hover flies can be mistaken for wasps.
• Hitting yourself with a trowel hurts like hell

Whilst pulling out weeds (and half the undergrowth as well), i noticed a large dog runnning down the public footpath. I looked again. The dog was milling about. Then i  heard a large shriek erupt from the "dog" as it sprinted down the footpath into the field. It was a large chicken. ANd it scared the bejeeesus out of me as it ran down into the field. You know how i have a fear for poultry. Chickens are generally okay. But turkeys? *shudders*

Sorry but theyr just so .... ergh!! And who has their testicles under their chin?!?! (Unless you'r a dickhead geddit?) I do believe we'v had this convo before, but my point being, this was a LARGE chicken.. thing.. And it was running!! now THAT is the stuff nightmares are made out of...

Then me n Hollis chased it down the road to try and get a picture hoping to fool the teachers saying we'd seen it whilst in Derbyshire...