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Sunday, August 01, 2004

Keep it in the family

Well, today we’re expecting the whole family around the house to celebrate one of the uncles birthdays. The uncle that has the restaurant, not the one that has the fish n chip shop. Yes.

But anyway, I’m expecting a major déjà vu of last time. If you do not recall, I cam downstairs early in the morning to get a drink and lo and behold, I find one of the uncles passed out on the kitchen table. The chinese gambling games obviously took its toll on him.
Only three people are "scheduled" to spend the night here, though knowing my family, everyone will decide to try and win their money back and be gambling through the night. Its been known to happen many times before.
We’r having THE barbeque to end all barbeques! Those that know me know exactly how much I can consume. Times that by ten and bingo you got how much food we will be cooking/burning. The food bill at Morrisons (first time we went there and its soooo huge!) was rather high. But who can resist buy one get one frees?! But only Zoe falls for the buy 5 get the 6th free.....

Anyways best be off, steaks need marinating, floors need hoovering... unlucky for me, all the cousins are in university so it will just be me and a large number of middle-aged drunkards. Sweet. Maybe i should steal from them as they snore blissfully unaware on whichever household surface they see fit.... *contemplates*

# posted by Zoe Dubs @ 8/01/2004 11:38:00 am
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