My Not So Interesting Life

Its been a long while since i last blogged.
What has been happening? Ho hum....
Well, first of, last night i chugged along to Dinton to attend un medieval banquet courtesy of Princesses Josephine and Hatstand **possibly not their real names

Was rather fun, there was LOTS of ham and tomatoes and bread!! My three favourite staple foods.
Well, not really, but bread is. And so is ham. And tomatoes are pretty okay..... Yeah. ANYWAY!
Had lots of fun playing with our swords, but as i dont have one i played with Fosters. LOL i can see the look of horror on your faces now. And for further information i also played with D-B-Dan's, Dave's and James. Unfortunately James's had broken in half, D-B-Dan's was too short and as for Daves? Well Daves bent before i had finished with it. And it was blue.

Lol, enough of that now, let talk about DRESSES!
People very nicely dressed, mainly courtesy of Genies - hats off to them. And also snaps for the people who made their own costume. Textiles obviously paid off for the twins and as for Daves - bedsheet and curtain - well... that was lovely too! Lol, I liked the fact that D-B-Dan's costume was obviously decorated with a felt tip pen. And Foster wore one big ass pair of socks ;)

Lisa, in particular deserves snaps for her costume, also courtesy of Genies - they must have made lots of profit from us-, as she came in a large aquamarine dress and what appeared to be a large ...bagel on her head. Mmm bagel. Cue the bagel jokes that Katus insisted on making all through the night. (Honestly, i swear she was drunk, she kept repeating the word "phallus" over and over again... for some reason which i really cant think of... lol)
Actually, thinking about it, how many times can you say taht without getting mixed up. Be right back folks.
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I managed eight times before it becomes "Phrallus" or "Phlarrus"
hehe phlarrus. Oooh thats a new un!

Moving AWAY from this subject (god, everything i say seems to divert back to it!!)
Lol me and Machete were at opposite ends to the table - cue the waving and grinning like loons at eachother.

Am thinking of a topic to write about for the feature in the school paper. So far my ideas are "Single Sex Education", "Uniform" and "The Price of School Lunches"
Plus, theres the column to think about.... Lol, imagine the shock seeing "MY NOT SO INTERESTING LIFE" leaping out at you from the pages of the school newspaper. (though i dont know what i would call it)

Lol, just when you thought you'd disconnected the phone line....... der-ner........ der-ner.... der-ner.. der-ner der-ner der-ner (theme from "Jaws")
:)