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Wednesday, September 08, 2004
"ZOE knows what a phallus is"
TOday i had an English lesson. With Miss Milzani. LOL, just when i thought id have no more lessons with her, BOOM, im chucked right back into the deep end.
First lesson, we'r about to start Much Ado About Nothing, ("Much Adooo About Nuttin"), and we'r just going through the basic themes and stuff of comedies.
"Who wants to know the origins of the word "comedy" ?"
Oh wow, just what we'v always wanted to know... do enlighten us.
"It came from the days when men danced around a phallus - *cue chokes of laughter from Zoe as Miss Milzani has just mentioned the P-word* (if you dont know what is it yet, just wait and read on)
"Now who knows what a PHALLUS is?"
More laughter on my part.
She notices me and says knowingly
"ZOE KNOWS WHAT A PHALLUS IS!"
I stop.... wait a minute, why would men want to dance around a ... "NO i dont think i do.. IM confused.." I say
Miss Milzani draws this on the board
*More silence*
And then, as if what she had drawn was the most OBVIOUS thing in the world,
"Gellls, eees a penis!"
*Chaz n Katus erupt into giggles*
Seriously, Chaz was crying with laughter!
Ohhh how iv missed lessons with Miss MIlzani...
And then we started watching the film complete with a character called "Don John, the bastard" lolol
And it starts off all serene with a tranquil female voice reciting a sonnet.
Its really cool and shakespearian until the last line
"into hey, nonny. nonny."
Wow that could be like a new greeting or something!
Nonny nonny everyone!
Nonny nonny to you!
Nonny nonny off.
ANyways, im knackered and my ice cream is melting.
Nonny nonny!
First lesson, we'r about to start Much Ado About Nothing, ("Much Adooo About Nuttin"), and we'r just going through the basic themes and stuff of comedies.
"Who wants to know the origins of the word "comedy" ?"
Oh wow, just what we'v always wanted to know... do enlighten us.
"It came from the days when men danced around a phallus - *cue chokes of laughter from Zoe as Miss Milzani has just mentioned the P-word* (if you dont know what is it yet, just wait and read on)
"Now who knows what a PHALLUS is?"
More laughter on my part.
She notices me and says knowingly
"ZOE KNOWS WHAT A PHALLUS IS!"
I stop.... wait a minute, why would men want to dance around a ... "NO i dont think i do.. IM confused.." I say
Miss Milzani draws this on the board
*More silence*
And then, as if what she had drawn was the most OBVIOUS thing in the world,
"Gellls, eees a penis!"
*Chaz n Katus erupt into giggles*
Seriously, Chaz was crying with laughter!
Ohhh how iv missed lessons with Miss MIlzani...
And then we started watching the film complete with a character called "Don John, the bastard" lolol
And it starts off all serene with a tranquil female voice reciting a sonnet.
Its really cool and shakespearian until the last line
"into hey, nonny. nonny."
Wow that could be like a new greeting or something!
Nonny nonny everyone!
Nonny nonny to you!
Nonny nonny off.
ANyways, im knackered and my ice cream is melting.
Nonny nonny!
