My Not So Interesting Life

It was a very cold morning in November. There was frost on the ground, ice on the windscreen, ice on the road - conclusion- there was ice every blimmin where!
And getting out of the car at some god earthly hour in the morning i appeared to forget that.
So i stepped out onto the kerb as we pulled up to my bus stop

And slipped
And fell
(With a satisfactory DOOOF may i add)
There is now a large bruise just under my eye - i could have had an eye out i tell you!

Owwies.

And if that wasnt humiliating enough, i had to read out our notice from the "Citizenship Conference Comittee" (could that sound ANY lamer?) to the whole collective gathering of year 12's and 13's ..... at the Grammar school.
In-teresting.
To be honest, the first thing i was thinking when my face hit the car door wasnt "Ow, my face just hit the car door". In fact it was "Oh god please dont let me face the grammar school with a black eye!"

But yeah the assembly was interesting yet again.... We walked into reception and was told it was in the lecture hall. So we went out and went round finaly ending up at the fire exit to the lecture hall. We decided to go around again but Amanda Hastings had better ideas
"NO AMANDA! DONT KNOCK ON THE FIRE EXIT!!!"
So we hastily scarpered and in the end decided to ask for directions.
*pushes Zoe forward* HEY! ermm.... hi there... wheres the lecture hall?...please?...

BUt yeah we eventually arrived and what a time to arrive in! Rush hour when the whole of year 12 + 13 appeared to have left their classrooms. And we were thinking second and third thoughts....
It was scary as obviously, when you'r the only four members of the opposite sex in a room of 300 people, you suddenly step into the spotlight (lucky for me i didnt FALL into it.)
Anyways we were like what do we doooo? So made our way ever so daintily to the front and sat down. And then we read our notice - which must have been so geeky - "Please join our citizenship conference next year, we'r cool honest!"

But anyway, we quickly said what we had to say, i had to wrap it up so i did. With perhaps the most stupidest line i could have gone with. Maybe. But yeah, i was just saying it thinking "God this sounded so much funnier in my head" ......

Lol oh well, it was voer and done with and we proceeded onto listen to what was the most profound and pensive speech ever heard in an assembly by a High School girl. Seriously, we were like, what the hell!? Our assemblies arent like this! Our assemblies are about Bridget JOnes and Transsexuals! Though one thought did flash through our minds, and this is no offence to our dearly departed friend Diggle (well done for passing the bottom assault course thing :P) , but I think we all know which Diggle kid got rich in the immensely clever gene pool.
Heeeeee
But yeah, top hats for Digs cos only 20% of applicants get to where he is in the Marines and I dont see any of us making it into that field so yeah.

Anyways thats about it for now.
Conclusion- I made a twat out of myself.

And it hurts to blink hard. (As you do)