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Monday, December 20, 2004

Thats one huge f*** off asteroid!

Yes people, its Christmas and its that time of the year again!

TO quote from the last post on Armageddon - many months back-

The best film EVER is on! (well not THE best but a pretty darn goodun) ARMAGEDDON!Its got action, tears, space and most importantly Ben Affleck ( or Liv Tyler if you’r a member of the bloke folk) – What else do you need?Its Deep Impact - but for REAL men (not just Elijah Wood's wimpy Beiderman boy)And if that doesn’t do it for you than a huge fuck off meteor hurtling towards the Earth alongside some explosive action (no pun intended) should help tip the scales right?AND! The most classic theme song - Aerosmith's - I dont Wanna Miss A Thing *reaches for the tissues* ......

And yeah, many months down the line, my opinion hasnt really changed - except Ben Affleck isnt really all that after the whole "Bennifer" episode. He was always much more appealing when he was married to Matt Damon lol.
ANyways - just thought id put a quick note up as its such a great film - though talking of great films - we are watching LOTR- FOTR in Comms - for educational reasons i know not, but hey! We get to watch Orlando Bloom prace about with girl hair.

Best Quotes :

President: We didn't see this thing coming?
Man: Well, our object collison budget's about a million dollars. That
allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a
big-ass sky

Bruce Willis: I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still work with one leg!

A.J: You know it's all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg.

Get off... the nuclear... warhead

Bruce Willis: Uhm, Bear would like to stay at the... [tries to read writing] Bruce Willis: "White horse"? [looks up at Bear] Bear: White, *House*. White House.

Bruce Willis: Yeah one more thing, uh... none of them wanna pay taxes again. [pause] Bruce Willis: Ever.


To quote the tag line - Time To Kick Some Asteriod


# posted by Zoe Dubs @ 12/20/2004 08:35:00 pm
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