My Not So Interesting Life

Almost seven days back at school. And so much has happened.

You'd think things would SLOWLY get back to normal. Nope, not at all. On the eve of the sixth day, I bring thee joyous news of the "typical routine" variety.

First day back. L-more (aka F-More to Machet) is already in a search-and-destroy mood.
Quote:
To Hattie - not in 13L : "And what are YOU doing in here?"
Hattie: "Erm.. I'm giving Lisa a mug..?"

GENERAL STUDIES! Yes, I'm still doing my beautiful doss subject. Special mention and hearts to the General Studies crew. All SEVEN of you. lol

We were reading an article, examining what kind of arguments it used. However, the topic of the article distracted us.
"The Two-bicle is being introduced."
Two-bicles, in case you couldnt tell from the oh-so-witty name, are in fact double toilets. Two toilets in one toilet. If you get what i mean? His 'n hers. Except, only in the female toilets.

Apparently, its meant to reflect the "values" that the common male urinal upholds. The chance for friends to discuss topical issues whilst "spending a penny".

Quote the GSC (like GLC but better. And all girls. And not rappers.):

"Lady Urinals? What.. like a big... trough?"
"But isn't it meant to stick on the wall? So you have to like..."
".. Straddle it..?"
"But you have to take your pants down... does that like ... stick out then?"
"Even men have a bit of privacy! Its unwritten law that you look at the wall, not at each other's "private items"!"

ANYWAY!

Today in Comms.
We were discussing 1984 and how hard it was to read 65 pages in one evening.
Spalfa: "I SWEAR I read like 40 pages and -"
*class hushes as L-More arrives*
Spalfa unaware, continues: "-like.. fell asleep!"
*silent gasp of horror.* The book is what L-More insists "essential reading for a good LIBERAL education"

Though, if you consider that plus:
a) She tells us exactly what we should think of the book.
b) What its meant to represent to us.
c) How great the book is.
d) How many pages we should read

Obviously, those that DO have an idea of 1984 will find that, quite ironic non?
I knew it! L-MORE IS WORKING FOR THE THOUGHT POLICE!

It's quite annoying when we ACTUALLY read the allotted amount of pages (usually fairly impossible) and then - THEN she decides to spend the lesson reading the book TO us.

Usually, lessons like this lead to more than 2 minutes of hate if you get what I mean. Ha! My wit is extending literarily now!

Anyway! That's all I can remember for now. But now bad for the first week back.

Already I'm up to my elbows in work and meetings. And Costa's Chocolate Truffle Cake. Well not up to my elbows in cake. Though...... *hmm*

Mmmm cake.