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Sunday, April 23, 2006

The Birthday Blog

Well what did we get up to I hear you ask?

First up.

My father came home!
That was the big surprise I guess. But it was a good one. So everything was la la la – even though all he had was a card from “mum and dad”. It went next to my other card from “mum and dad”

The actual birthday was spent amongst the relatives. We went “up city” to see if we could use our large ethnic majority advantage to inditimidate people.

However the shopping center was closed.... Bollocks.

So we went for lunch. Then decided to go visit various estate agents seeing that the house opposite mine had just been put up for sale. My mum offered to take the relatives over as we’d been left the keys while they went on holiday.

I decided that was unethical.

We went for a wander around the neighbourhood.

No really – the real thing was just as funny as the image you have in your head right now of a large group of me and my family members wandering around the neighbourhood looking at various houses.
Here’s a taster..... v

And this is me and Super Cousin Nat outside a random house.

Okay, so we got a bit too much “Myspace fever” and well…

And then things got TOTALLY out of hand and we ended up with..


We thought – what can we do if we can’t shop? It was still too early to start the drinking and gambling games so ...


Then we went a bit crazy over the arcade games. I was racing against my Dad and TOTALLY PWNED him – then I realised why.

“Why didn’t you go faster?”
“I didn’t know what the speed limit was –
and it’s hard to keep in the white lines if you go too fast..”


Moving onto the 17th

Well – the photo evidence is up on the Orange Locker. (see left)

Spiking WillCass’ drink with “Male Aphrodisiacs”

And then him walking around with "a tripod attatchment" all night and everyone taking anonymous pictures except for Dom's hand which was clearly marked in the photos with that BRIGHT PINK wristband lol.

Ohh, and after a few drinks in Oceana - I walked back to where we were sitting. It went a bit like this.

"Oii slaaags. Where has everyone gone? I mean like ..."
"Oh... wait... I dont know you. Sorry"
*walks away*

Yeah - you'd think that'd be ENOUGh embarassment?
No no no lol I then went BACK and started explaining..

"Oh, well you see - I'm actually a BIT drunk. So i thought you were my friends and I know this is weird cos i'm just spouting now, and .."

Luckily Charlotte and Emma came to the rescue and pulled me away.





Special note for Charlots "This Is Your Life (abbridged)", Rosie's "Saxoflute" (which coincdentally is like a COLOURED POKEFLUTE!), Beans' tub of Candyfloss and ... GREEN WING SERIES ONE!


# posted by Zoe Dubs @ 4/23/2006 10:21:00 pm
16 views and NO COMMENTS?

That's pathetic, people!
I'm really gay and I leave gay comments on Zoe's blog.

Take that "Anonymous" lol
If you didn't already guess, I have the power to DELETE comments.

No freedom of speech HERE mates!

lol i wondered how long you would take to delete that. the three previous messages are obviously all from zoe.

Ps - i forgot - I'm still gay. (see the next blog for proof)
"We went “up city” to see if we could use our large ethnic majority advantage to inditimidate people."

this line made me pee myself.
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