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Friday, June 02, 2006

Exams effect = sexually frustrated wusses?

The other day my mum had to come home early due to a distress call from me.

The story?

I was at home "revising" - basically surfing the net - the house was silent when i heard like a "thump" upstairs. Then the sound of stuff being moved around quickly. Now, i've been seeing my horror films. WE ALL know what that implies!

I grabbed the phone and waited for a second... and then there was a much louder CRASH and the sound of bottles and stuff being knocked over or dropped.


At this point i was absolutely BRICKING IT and ran out the front door with my keys and on the phone to my mum. I explained what happened and she asked if I had checked it out. I was like - HELLA NO.

So i was basically in hysterics down the phone and she came home from work (luckily only about 10 minutes away) So then we went to go check it out together...

Turned out that the bathroom shelf had fallen down and all the bottles and stuff on it were rolling around and stuff.
Crisis averted.

She decided to work at home for the rest of the day and I actually had to do some revision! End of. I feel like a proper girl

You know what i mean..

Anyways, moving onto other things - revision at school has been just as interesting. Right, HERE'S MY THEORY.

I reckon, that all the revision and stress has got all us girls totally sexually frustrated pent up (though this is all in our minds of course :/) I mean, Eve split her pants one day and everyone was shouting about how big her hole was getting. *cue girlish giggling when we realised the innuendo*

Mrs Hardern was talking about it being too hot and dry, and Debseses was like, "It's better that then it being really wet" *cue more girlish giggling when we realised the innuendo*

Oh and LOL at Danielle talking about the way she "depilates" her legs (posh word i'm using to sex thigns up) - WOAH sorry, i think i just passed on the pent up effect to the male readers - steady now.

Anyways, we were having a major discussion about it, followed by "But see, feel my leg here" , "Stroke that part - see how smooth that is compared to that" etc etc


Jesus, i really have to revise! I've done minimal recently, and "i'm not even lying". I feel bad cos these are like THE most important exams of my school career and I've done less than i did for the GCSEs.....

Good times! Can't believe it was 2 years ago?!



# posted by Zoe Dubs @ 6/02/2006 03:34:00 pm
Haha, weird! I was also surfing the net at about midnight last week and went to turn the lights off when I finished and thought I saw someone through the front door. Then I heard noises and ran into my parents room and woke them up. But we established there was no-one there. So yes, it must be exam-related I think.

Less work than for your GCSEs!? But these ones matter...they didn't!? That probably doesn't make you feel better...oh well. Not long left now budday.

i hate how the heat in the house makes it 'expand' and creak in that horrible way!
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