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Monday, May 29, 2006
Stop press. News just in..
I am a monster
Have recently been given elastics for my braces by the orthodontist (oh how I love thee)
It's like having my jaw wired shut - -except I can open it a bit, you know, just to tease me.
My solace?
Quote Robee “No worries, you can ping them at people!”
Stoph – “Or use them as hairbands like you did with mine!”
Though surely, the fun never stops now that my mouth has become a four stringed instrument?
It’s “only” for 7 weeks. I shall be a bad patient and not wear them when going out. Uh oh, jeapordising my treatment here!!
ANYWAY
Moving on.
To be honest, the end of term was a while ago. I cannae be bothered to write out how the Ball went - I think you all saw for yourself. Pictures up in The Orange Locker.
Videos of "The Great Run" and "Our Own Project Mayhem : The Last Stand" are trying to be put up on Myspace, but it's being a wanker. I MAY even have to send the infamous Tom a message seeking help! :O
God, that dude must be raking it in right now. Shame no one actually knows his last name...
I may look it up.
Yes, i'm actually avoiding revision THAT much.
I dont know what, i just can't really get into it. I'll sit there reading my notes, but it's in one ear, out the other.
It doesn't help that the house is empty now that mon pere has fled the nest. I have complete run of the house and fridge from 8 til late. I sound like a party invite...
I love procrastinating. Today, I cut my mothers hair for her. We have a proper hairdressing cape thing as well! It was fun. We didn't have a proper spray gun, so we improvised and used the kind of spray gun you use for misting flowers....
This is a family of RESOURCEFULLNESS.
We'd be well useful on a desert island..
Oooh, speaking of mi madre. Prizes* for guessing which nature "celebrity" she meant when she referred to him as:
I almost cried when i found out who she meant.
Goodel/Boggle is in fact ...........
Bill Oddie.
Have recently been given elastics for my braces by the orthodontist (oh how I love thee)
It's like having my jaw wired shut - -except I can open it a bit, you know, just to tease me.
My solace?
Quote Robee “No worries, you can ping them at people!”
Stoph – “Or use them as hairbands like you did with mine!”
Though surely, the fun never stops now that my mouth has become a four stringed instrument?
It’s “only” for 7 weeks. I shall be a bad patient and not wear them when going out. Uh oh, jeapordising my treatment here!!
ANYWAY
Moving on.
To be honest, the end of term was a while ago. I cannae be bothered to write out how the Ball went - I think you all saw for yourself. Pictures up in The Orange Locker.
Videos of "The Great Run" and "Our Own Project Mayhem : The Last Stand" are trying to be put up on Myspace, but it's being a wanker. I MAY even have to send the infamous Tom a message seeking help! :O
God, that dude must be raking it in right now. Shame no one actually knows his last name...
I may look it up.
Yes, i'm actually avoiding revision THAT much.
I dont know what, i just can't really get into it. I'll sit there reading my notes, but it's in one ear, out the other.
It doesn't help that the house is empty now that mon pere has fled the nest. I have complete run of the house and fridge from 8 til late. I sound like a party invite...
I love procrastinating. Today, I cut my mothers hair for her. We have a proper hairdressing cape thing as well! It was fun. We didn't have a proper spray gun, so we improvised and used the kind of spray gun you use for misting flowers....
This is a family of RESOURCEFULLNESS.
We'd be well useful on a desert island..
Oooh, speaking of mi madre. Prizes* for guessing which nature "celebrity" she meant when she referred to him as:
"Goodel or something? ...Boggle?"
I almost cried when i found out who she meant.
Goodel/Boggle is in fact ...........
Bill Oddie.
XD
xXXXx
*There is no prize, i'm a big fat liar wh o trickst people for fun. Terms and conditions apply.