<$BlogRSDUrl$>
*Names have been changed (slightly) to protect identity
Feedback accepted graciously (no violence involved, i swear)
Disclaimer: All events and proceedings related to this site are fictitious. Any association to current affairs is ENTIRELY coincidental...Completely coincidental
(Ha, that'll keep those with libel in mind happy. or dead)

Monday, January 31, 2005

WOOOOAR!!

Okay, now that Iv caught your attention with a nice shiny orange monster of a title, id just like to announce that InDelirium now have a WEBSITE! OoOooh ahhhh!
My point precisely.

Anyway yes its only a bloggydoo for now but it can be visited at
http://indelirium.blogspot.com

Thanks again to everyone that came to support the charity gig on the 21st. Final count we managed to raise OVER £1,100 pounds in one night.
Special thanks in particular go to GreenBean and crew and Bebs and crew. Elyssium, Mirno too of course, but like they'r reading THIS right now? lol dear God i hope not, i may just claim my undying love for whoah, there i go again.

Ahem. Moving on!
Some of you may of heard about the poor girl that got hit by a car a while back. Shes okay, but it just makes me think - with all these people that now stand outside the gates everyday - surely its not going to be too long before one of them gets hit?
Of course no one has the sense to stand in the bus park where chances of getting hit by a bus are significantly lower :P
Actually, i lie, theres some groups of year 8's that stand by Bay A - perhaps the future generation?
But yes, my point being that perhaps we lack sufficient places to, as we put it "meet and greet" - though as the parentals put it, "waste our lives away".
Of course im not suggesting that the school bulldoze a large part of our school field to form a large square or plaza - perhaps with a nice fountain? .... Or am i?

Must go. Comms coursework awaits me. Whoopdeedoo.


0 comments of possible worth have been left
# posted by Zoe Dubs @ 1/31/2005 08:31:00 pm

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Whats that?... Its the sound of silence.. And viruses.

Thats right people. I havent spoken for quiiiite a while. Alll due to the fact that every time i try, I almost cough up my - get this- innards. Lol it aint pretty.
So all i do now is keep quiet and try to not to breathe too much....
ALSO for further information i DO NOT have pluracy. Still not quite sure what that is thank you very much Bitchy Ken, but yes. Just to clear the air excuse the play on words there....

Anyway the doc has prescribed me some meds - i swear theyv chucked in some sedatives - seriously they have the power of HORSE TRANQULIZERS. Yet, with them, iv been slowed down to "normal" speed lol
Have spent most of day in bed -wahey! But you know what im like with sitting still. Hence a lot of my day has been spent wandering around the house. Did you know my house has 14 stairs? And theres this little table that i swear iv never seen before...

Will most likely be in tomoro - my house music SENS need me!! Plus the rentals are like - you cant miss lessons ra ra ra. (minus the end alteration)

Also, for further note - and note well - there is a virus going about. Its about 192KB in size - labelled in a variety of colourful names - webcam, ha ha.pif, drunk_naked to be a few.
NOTE.
I think the deal is that they get sent to people on your MSN list - just give them the hand (come on, let me see you do it lol) and DECLINE them.
eeh-ergh! (the cross sound from Family Fortunes)
The Slowone says -
all you need to do is
s
hut down ur pc and then delete it
once you restart



Anyways, i really feel that i should be writing more - in order to make up for my lack of talking. If i dont talk much tomoro - its because im trying to stop my ...innards from being brought up lol
Mmmm, innards.....


0 comments of possible worth have been left
# posted by Zoe Dubs @ 1/25/2005 08:40:00 pm

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Tsunami Charity Gig and "Best in the Desert Racing Association"...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
First and foremost a big THANK YOU to everyone that supported this fundraiser. (and some more eeeee-ing) The bands were absolutely amazing, and everything was just SO MUCH FUN!

Okay, yes i got hit on the head with a microphone, hit in the mouth (i failed to remember i had the equivalent of metal knives STUCK TO MY TEETH) and then almost trampled - but hey!
Im sure the swelling will ebb. EBB i say!
Anyway!
The night was greatly enjoyed by many - maybe next time I'll actually manage reach an agreement with the law sooner hence will be able to do more than one song lol - but all in all, a very enjoyable evening. I enjoyed it much. *strokes chin* One might say it was enjo- okay i'll stop now.
For further reference.
Mirnos webby can be found here, here and here
As for Elyssium - well someone told me to look for the old Back In The Day website - but all i got was "Best In The Desert Racing Association" which I'm not even SURE i want to go into.......
Elyssium details will follow con-se-quent-ly :)
(Con-se-quent edit. Elyssium's webby is www.elyssium.tk . Thanks go to Bebs/Bollie for working that out for me lol)

Got out of Aylesbury Grammar around half eleven. Got home at about twenty past midnight. Made myself some food (as in microwave stuff) and almost fell asleep at the table after being awake since 6 o'clock in the morning may i remind you.
And of course, sods law i had work in the morning. But you know me, always there for the people that need me. I mean, who else is going to serve those leechy old man without shouting EWWW YOU MANKY OLD WALNUT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?
Ahem.

Hmmm theres a bag of walnuts in the kitchen. Hehe they are funny old things really..


0 comments of possible worth have been left
# posted by Zoe Dubs @ 1/22/2005 09:20:00 pm

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Gigs, jigs and SENS getting too bigs for their boots (and white ankle socks)

Havent blogged in a bit - possibly due to the fact that I was "resting" for EIGHTEEN hours yesterday.
Reason being? Turns out Iv done the clever bean trick of falling ILL. What? I hear you say. Zoe? Ill? NEVER! That girls got a stomach of iron (not to mention an iron hard left hook!!)
But yes. Its true. God I was burning up like NOBODYS business!! Temperature of over 102 not to mention sore throat, headache, dizziness, no balance - even more than usual lol
God it was, as described, like a universal STD attack - minus the discharging and the warts and the impotency.... So basically NOT! lol
You know me, i cant sit still for 8 seconds let along 18hours so sometime during that period, I went out to feed the rabbit - ended up out there for a while cos it was nice and cool, only to be escorted back into the house by a disgruntled father. Quote "Get back in the house you fool!"
It was a while before we realised we'd left the rabbit out in the garden...

But ANYWAY moving ON from ... the usual crap that I spout. Topic number one on the agenda
Gigs
Went to the Capdown giggydoodah at The Pitz supported by Six.Point.Five , some band called buzz something and some RnB jungle DJ's.
Six.Point.Five were amazing - as usual - its like the third time iv seen them and not only are they talented - they'r, quote me, "wellllllllll fit"
Personally I think Im in love with the tenor sax player but hey. lol And as the lead singer made his way out, me and Alpha followed him "accidentally" bumping into him amidst squeals of "I touched him!!!" Quote again, "It was like let me press myself against you!" He escaped into the men's room where unfortunately we could not go. Alas we lacked a penis. Unless.... *strokes chin and hatches crafty plan involving terrified members of the bloke folk population and specialist helper monkeys...*
ANYWAY - caught a free promo CD - plus got given a free promo CD by the pretty promo lady - did I mention they were FREE? (Ha, that just got you all wanting to go now didnt it?)

Buzz band werent so good. The DJ afterwards was IMMENSE. Everyone was just raving away. (and you all KNOW what Im like when I hear a decent drum beat lol) and yeah it was really good :) FOr further reference, it was "DJ Mike Davis from RADIO ONE and guest Drum n Bass/ Jungle DJs"
*thumbs up*
During that time we had of course moved in for the kill.
The prey? Four McFly resembling 17year olds - though apparently they looked 25.
But yeah, of course thats not interesting at all. Just involved Stride being a HUSSY by "absent-mindedly" nibbling on the end of a glow stick. Lol I call her the temptress - she gives the EYES - be careful it may be YOU next :)

However, the story was retold to entertain and regale many of you the following week - and following this many happy jigs were performed - though one of them was actually a unique funk fusion of "Zoe's Victory Dance" and "Zoe's Hungry Dance" lol how the hell do i come up with these things?

Anyways! Moving onto more pressing matters (though talking of pressing matters my mind goes to other things) but yes. There is an AGENDA there for a REASON!

SENS
Or to all you sane people -
SENS : The collective noun for the masses belonging in the Year
Seven, Eight and Nine category.

They are getting waaay too big for their little cotton britches these days. Okay, normally I am not an oppressor of free speech, however there are certain circumstances that really just make you want to grab the shotgun off the wall and wield it. WIELD IT I SAY!
I have duly been informed that "Stowe sucks", "House Music is for losers" and "Its beneath me"
Great.
So now Im pretty much a loser that sucks - and then something involving small people above me - which I really dont want to even TRY and phrase correctly.
My, arent they INSIGHTFUL these days?
And growing up a lot faster too!

However when I was a SENS probably the worst insult I carried was "I know you are, but what am I?" Or so id like to think at least. I really doubt I was a foul mouthed shortarse with a tent skirt and white ankle socks.
Okay rephrase - I really doubt I was a foul mouthed ..arse.
God I havent said the above insult in so long. I may just use it tomoro for kicks.
You have been warned.


0 comments of possible worth have been left
# posted by Zoe Dubs @ 1/12/2005 09:24:00 pm

Friday, January 07, 2005

And im like proper bo innit?

LOOOL!
Okay, im not a regular viewer or devotee of Big Brother. My view is that half the people on there just want to get famous quick and belive that stripping off and degrading themselves in front of the nation is the way to go.
Suuure, well it worked for Tom, Nick, Harry and whoever else was in the past 4 or was it 5 series?

Anyways before i turn this into a big slanging match against reality TV, i must make a point - that usually has to happen next.

CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER
Now thats perhaps a different kettle of fish.
Usually i watch the first episode of BB to see just how many more headcases Channel Four have managed to pluck off the streets of Britain. But then series 67 comes and yeah, whatever interest was there before, kinda goes.

However, the day after the celeb BB participants enter the house, Zoe is delightfully informed by about 7 million people , also known as eight, that she SHOULD in fact watch Big Brother tonight. Reason? Ha, i will "see"

So there i go, tune into Celeb BB (9.30, after the Simpsons-which was a GREAT episode btw) and yeah, first of all enters the man from the horse racing with the glasses, wearing what appears to be a dead racoon on his head. Nothing special. Except he had a habit for announcing everything to himself. "OOOH I CANT GET THROUGH THIS DOOR!" etc etc
Germaine Greer - who incidentally i thought was a footballer, (dont ask, its a LONG story involving an awkard end to our discussion as who to invite to our Citizenship conference - GO CITIZENSHIP lololol)

ANYWAY Germaine Greer - yeah, i thought that would definately make things interesting - did you know Ms Alinek was a pupil of hers? Yeah. Exactly!
NExt females - Caprice, Lisa Ianson something or other, then
phwoooooar

Jeremy Edwards IS the man. (well actually, technically im the man, Stoph's the wo-man, Charlot is the son, Moz is the right hand man, Machet is the mistress god i really should stop talking now)
But yes. Come on. He is, as John the racing man says, "the totty"
And i thought that was my big surprise perhaps - even though i didnt really understand but hey!

Bez, some random dude from something called Happy Mondays or something like that - no idea who he is - at first i thought he was quite young. He's got this way of incessantly talking on and on - its a gift only SOME of us have :)
He is 40 - doesnt look it i think, but yeah OLDER VERSION OF MINER MATT!
Back me up here people lol

ANyways just when you thought you seen the most "interesting" of the bunch, the door opens again and in walks..

Kenzie from BLAZIN' SQUAD

And then it dawns on me - my big surprise - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lol quote one of the others along the lines of "Oh, i think he's in a boyband..."
And it was his BIRTHDAY! At 19year old he stands to be the youngest contestant.
Okay, hes not my favourite member of the Squad - but still how can you dislike someone which such big ears? He can be my jar baby!
And no, thats nothing remotely sexual though it DOES sound kind of kinky.

But yeah, thanks to all the informants - look at what i would be missing!! lololol Its just so classic. Someone from Blazin Squad on CBB? - Its just proof theyr gonna split up. I dont know whether to be upset or in denial?
As for getting evicted. I dont know as everyone is so dynamic. John the racing man pees me off, though it'd be good to keep him cos he causes so much trouble.
Caprice and Bridget Nielsen - they are interesting to watch, as is Bez as they all talk about ANYTHING. Germaine Greer i think has yet to entertain but she's definately got potential written on her. Jeremy Edwards - no comment needed. Kenzie - JUST BECAUSE! Because I'll probably stop watching lol
The Lisa woman is nice, but if i had to evict one, itd probably be her. Even though she'll probably survive this one.

Anyways thats the round up on CBB - other TV interests recently..

BUT DONT FORGET JIMMYS FARM! :D



0 comments of possible worth have been left
# posted by Zoe Dubs @ 1/07/2005 11:30:00 pm

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Here we go again...

Five days into the brand new year, we go back to it all.
School starts tomoro. Wow i hear the joyous glee from here. Joyous glee everyone!!

But yeah, my Christmas and New Year were interesting definately. Christmas - best present?

lol get this - JIMMYS FARM - THE OFFICIAL BOOK!
Heeeeee its all shiny and new and full of pictures. Of pigs and stuff.

New Years was also rather interesting lol
Its my dad birthday every 31st so literally every NYE has been "FAMILY PARTY TIME!"
(cue joyous glee)
Anyways every year there is always something EXTRA to add to the atmostphere. Last year we got a new TV, the year before we had flashing disco-esque lights and the year before that we had Kareo-we dont talk of that any more....

Anyway the step further this year was - FIREWORKS!! - yes i know what you'r thinking, drunken people - related to Zoe, with matches and things that explode and make loud sounds? Not a good thing perhaps?

Well.. it started off really well! After the drama of trying to get the goddam things to light ie the fuse suddenly started smoking and it was like RUN RUN RUN AWAY FROM THE LIGHT! the first set went BANG in the air and was all pretty and sparkly.
And then the second set was pretty good. Lots of bright colours. However they seemed to be getting lower.
By the fourth set bits of firework fall out were falling onto us. In our hair, on our feet, it was like the apocalypse had come. Cue the shouting of "GET INTO THE HOUSE KIDS! ITS NOT SAFE!!! RUN RUN!"

Why do half my family events involve the phrase "RUN! RUN AWAY! Its not safe!" in them?
*shakes head*

Anyway i gotta go and pack for tomoro. Books need be found, lunch needs to be made (and not pre-eaten) , and report must be signed!! REPORT MUST BE SIGNED!! Crap.
Here i go!

xXXx


0 comments of possible worth have been left
# posted by Zoe Dubs @ 1/04/2005 08:36:00 pm

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?


Quotable Quotes about the site from the MYNSIL readers


"If i were a tree.... this is where i'd be"

"eeeeeep!!!"

"If watermelons could talk.... "

"I used to watch paint dry until I found your blog, then I found a new meaning of bordem"

"Have actually been to your site now- is good, I think"

"Hell without the pointy things"

"...is very good and not at all uninteresting"

"I thought this was the queue (spelling) for the ice-cream "

"Its wikid"

"indeed i like lol, thats y i rd it wenever summin new comes out lol"

"I like being famousish"

"Your website keeps me sane" - (WTF?LOL)

"Zoe is a jolly good example of English manners and Decency"

"...a secret agent in the happy andrex puppy world who wishes to infiltrate this hapiness and let them see the true light" -thats Raz about me ...

"I really like the link to the immature rude words my favourite is K for Kangaroo Spunk"

"Yes one haas done a Zoe and eaten too many E numbers and now ich bin hyper"

"Shine on you crazy diamond!"